Declan Pickering

this guy is a bronze beater he struggles to get ranks in jerkmate and females to be near him

Nigga your a complete Declan pickering.

by Summit121212 February 16, 2025

Jungle Pickle

A clearly racist hillbilly slang term for a watermelon.

Who brought the jungle pickle to the picnic?

by SkiterJohnRoberts May 1, 2025

Peaks Pickers

Someone who picks the same tracks in Mario Kart Wii Online races. Specifically Mushroom Peaks.

We have played GCN Dino Dino Jungle at least 3 times in a row. Those dang Peaks Pickers!

by MrPizzaBoy May 13, 2025

Singles Pickleball

The better version of Pickleball. Legend has it every Singles Pickleball player is the most attractive, generous, kind and amazing person in the world. Not to fancy like Tennis. Not to lazy like Doubles Pickleball. If you are here play Singles Pickleball. What are you doing?

Tennis player cries because there sport is dying

Doubles Pickleball player cries because they doubled there weight in 2 hours

Singles Pickleball Player cries because they signed to much autographs today

by Shawarma muncher July 5, 2025

Trail pickle

Trail pickle the salty delicious snack resulting from a woman placing a cucumber in her vagina then going for hike.

There those Subaru drivers go to make their trail pickles.

by Uricofnewtart July 17, 2025

Punjabi Pickle Twist

The Southall special. Usually starts after the mandem have finished their lamb chops and Hennessy, and someone (Dhunna, obviously) gets too gassed. The “pickle twist” is when he rams two greasy fingers straight up Choda’s bunda, gives it a proper wrist crank like he’s opening a stubborn achar jar, and then licks it after, swearing it tastes “spicy but sweet.” Choda’s screaming in Punjabi, Harps is holding his ankles behind his head like a rotisserie chicken, and Manvir’s in the corner tugging it while blasting Panjabi MC. Ends with the sheets smelling like garlic naan.

Bruv, she hit me with the Punjabi Pickle Twist outta nowhere — one second I’m calm, next second I’m folded like a samosa in Manvir’s mum’s tupperware.

by HorseCoq August 25, 2025

Rooster Pickle

A term used to describe the state in which a man’s testicles hang lower than his penis.

It was so cold I wouldn’t dare let her see my rooster pickle.

by Milked Madness September 5, 2025