Penis Paste

To put toothpaste on your penis then brush a females teeth with it

My mouth is now minty fresh after using Penis Paste

by Tristosterone June 25, 2010

Penis Patrol

(Pronounced "Peen-uh Patrol") Noun: The act of patrolling for phallic objects and simulating hand coitus upon them.

Patroller: I'm on Penis Patrol!
Dude: What's that?
Patroller: You're either on it or you aren't.

by PENIS PATROL July 24, 2008

penis-salad

An event or a party without female participants

Oh, no!!!!? Dude, this is a penis-salad party here!!

by Madon Puerto January 5, 2011

danielitis penis

a penis that is already big limp and stays the same size erected, does not grow

My danielitis penis makes my friends jealous because it looks big when it isn't erect.

by John Anthony Moore March 9, 2008

shrivelled penis

What every man fears.

You have a shrivelled penis! Ooh, that so cute!

by NeverMindWho April 14, 2006

Typing Penis

A male or female that likes to be a douche bag online.

Clee Torice: "Someone just called me fat on Formspring!"
Mike Hunt: "Don't worry about it. It's just another typing penis"

by imaginemyass November 13, 2010

Penis Burp

An expulsion of wind from the dick hole during coitus; a penis fart.

The man while having hard coitus will experience a penis burp.

by SarahFaith November 20, 2011