penis grapple

The act of a woman guiding a penis into her vagina with her hand.

"She was giving me a great penis grapple so I knew she wanted it all night."

by j44757blaze February 22, 2009

Penis artist

Every guy in America.

"Hey, George."
"Hey, Kyle!"
"Whatchaa dooing?"
"Drawing penises, and stuff."
"..."
"..."
"Can I help?"
I forgot to include penis artist.

by ShleppordsforLife October 23, 2011

penis-salad

An event or a party without female participants

Oh, no!!!!? Dude, this is a penis-salad party here!!

by Madon Puerto January 5, 2011

shrivelled penis

What every man fears.

You have a shrivelled penis! Ooh, that so cute!

by NeverMindWho April 14, 2006

danielitis penis

a penis that is already big limp and stays the same size erected, does not grow

My danielitis penis makes my friends jealous because it looks big when it isn't erect.

by John Anthony Moore March 9, 2008

Typing Penis

A male or female that likes to be a douche bag online.

Clee Torice: "Someone just called me fat on Formspring!"
Mike Hunt: "Don't worry about it. It's just another typing penis"

by imaginemyass November 13, 2010

Penis Burp

An expulsion of wind from the dick hole during coitus; a penis fart.

The man while having hard coitus will experience a penis burp.

by SarahFaith November 20, 2011