No Nut For Life

Brothers, this is the war of the nut. You have to make sure you never nut again so that you may find inner peace

Many take up this quest but only a handful find the door to the light.
You must fight until the day, the light reaches you, dont let the world persuade you to failure and remember , not a single drop of nut should find way into the battlefield. Have faith.

Resist the devil, and he will flee from you comrades

March 30th. International NNFL day

a. Hey bro, are you doing no nut for life?
b. Yes bro, no nut for life is changing my life drastically, you should do it too.

by officialmessenger March 30, 2022

deez nuts

A word to use when someone asked u a question

Example

what's your name?
deez nuts

Example 2

how big is that piece of wood
as big as deez nuts

by anonymous March 31, 2022

ebay nut

When you have to nut to eBay sex doll/lingerie images because your school’s network won’t let you watch real porn.

Julian: Man, school networks are the worst! Everything is blocked, even Facebook!
Ricky: Yeah, I know, yesterday I had to eBay nut because the school network blocked all porn.
Julian: Damn.

by luvusuliann April 17, 2022

Deez nuts

That one 15yo that ran for president in 2016

Deez nuts lmao

by U don’t need to know who I am April 18, 2022

Numb nut

Lacking intelligence; can’t pull women

Ben Prugh is a numb nut

by Poopdoopsoup12 November 16, 2021

Nut hug

A gaming strategy where a player closely follows someone so tight that their nuts are touching

We gotta nut hug to get the dub bois

by Rayyyyyrayyyyy March 21, 2022

Nut tipped

Similar to cow tipping, except the nut, atatches the handlebars to the seat.

The obnoxious motorcyclist revved so loud, that the crowd, nut tipped him, ending up ass over elbows, as scooter spontaneously fled from under his nuts.

by Flavel Havel February 10, 2022