May 7th

National Wifey Day

The day you take your wife/gf/fiancé to get nails done, take her out on a nice date and give her gifts and flowers. Show some appreciation to your girl( who soon to be a mother to your child)

Eric: Let’s go grab a beer
Sam: Can’t. Gotta take my girl out today and show her some appreciation.
Eric: why?
Sam: because today is May 7th

by RealLove123 May 7, 2021

May 5th

National Send A Booty Pic Day

“Yo can I get a booty pic?”
“Why?”

“It’s May 5th!”
“Ohh okay”

by theecheff May 5, 2022

May 21

This is the day you suck clean your man’s cock after he creampies you. Don’t forget the balls

Your know today is May 21 right?

Yes, now fuck me so I can spit shine your massive dick and lick my juices off of your balls

by Biggus Dickus 2013 May 6, 2024

alyssa may

The girl that shakes her ass on tik tok to get clout she is verified on tik tok and is trying to get to 1 million on Instagram !!!!!!!!!!

But she gorgeous/pretty

“Did you see Alyssa may new tik tok”
“No ....is it her shaking her ass?”
“...yes”

by NANA_bitches January 2, 2021

Gote muh mai aagaye

When you are sitting in a auto rickshaw and you can't feel your wallet between your negligible butt cheeks and rock hard wooden seat

Ajj Papa ne cigrette pite pakad liya mere toh gote muh mai aagaye

by Desification_ April 4, 2025

50 shades of May

1; Performing advanced erotic (sometimes dangerous) sexual acts to Kayla-May.

2; to broaden Kayla-May's sexual horizon, and knowledge of her sexuality through the demanding instructions, and stern discipline of her "Master".

"Man last night was lit af, she let me go 50 shades of May on her ass with some nylon rope, a bullwhip, and a gag ring!"

Kayla-May patiently waited for her Master to begin the days "50 shades of May" lesson.

by Batsquirrel May 13, 2019

May 26th

If you were born on May 26th it means your insantly a boujie baddie grr

X: Whens your birthday?
y: May 26th
X: Oh so your a boujie baddie grr

by boujie grr June 18, 2022