Undeveloped Jesus

when someone has a terribly unfortunate face.

Fuck. Matt Is an Undeveloped Jesus. He is so fugly.

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Drag jesus

Villanelle going borderline insane and seeing DRAG JESUS who is a vision of herself in god form

Super hot jesussy

I have a big fat raging crush on drag jesus

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Some guy named Jeusu? Is called uno Jesus? I guess.... Top G? nah, Top J.

Yo he's uno Jesus. Mans about to get crucified still but nah... Uno, you, you will die for your sins. He is Uno Jesus!

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That car flew past me going mock Jesus.

mock Jesus by Tdtseit September 12, 2022

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literally just obi wan kenobi.

he looks like jesus.
he acts like jesus.
he is jesus.
he even has the high ground.

be like space jesus.

"its over anakin i have the high ground" - space jesus
"you underestimate my power" - fallen deciple

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A person who has God level instinct all the time or sometime.

Roger is Instinct Jesus; he escaped a life-threatening accident.

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That guy is a Blimp Jesus with that woman.

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