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lockport township high school

A high school on Illinois with terrible teachers who don't give a shit. Filled with 1% normal people, 19% fat emo girls, 50% white girls wearing sweatshirts and yoga pants, 20% weed smokers, and the other 10% are people who just creep you out. Avoid this place as much as possible.
Kid 1: I heard Lockport township high school is a great school.
Kid 2: Do you plan on being a drug dealer?
Kid 1: Yeah!
Kid 2: Lockport is your place!
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Melrose High School 

The dark side of Canberra. A school with full on retards and bogans that sell drugs to the teachers after school. Will wear full Adidas clothing and bash anyone that goes to a different school. Everyone gets pregnant in year 9.
''Oh you see those kids wearing white smoking that grass''
''Yeah, Melrose High School kids''

Newsome High School 

A high school in Florida full or rich assholes, crazy chicks, heartbroken emos, and of course a sorry bunch of fuckers with futures as pole dancers.
Can’t wait to drop out of Newsome High School and become a stripper. ~actual senior quote

Blessed Trinity Catholic High School 

Aka BTCHS. Football is their second religion. If you say you don’t like football, you’ll probably be expelled. Most of them aren’t Catholic. Also, filled to the brim with basic white girls who claim their basic tendacies to be weird and quirky.
There goes a bunch of Blessed Trinity Catholic High school BTCHS

richmond high school 

a trash as high school wich is better known for pedos like mr jackson and mr ayala. also for having a trash ass football team
nigga 1: nigga who df is named the "oilers"
nigga 2: richmond high school

Annapolis high school 

this shit is terrible. named after the street it’s on. praying ms howard falls down the stairs🙌🏽. fights everyday or every 2 months, the food is actual booty ass.
“i go to annapolis high school
“i’m so sorry.”

Lebanon High School 

Located Right smack in the middle of nowhere. Lebanon high school is located in the middle of a cornfield. This school is full of self loathing dumbasses that are so far up their parents bank account it's even funny.90% of the student body is white.5%latino,3%black,2%other. This school is known for the shitty parties where everyone acts Drunk when in reality it's watered down vodka because they don't want their parents to know their stealing it. And everyone Fucks each other for attention. Nobody dates at this school. Small town, half the parties are held at the teachers houses. if you choose to talk to somebody, your pictures will get sent around faster than Caloahan speed walking to block traffic for the busses. The only mediocre thing here is Friday Night lights. If you are unfortunate enough to attend a Friday night light.Good luck with parking.And if you see some white girls in too small of clothing carrying McDonald's styrofoam cups and they claim it is"sweet tea" don't be fooled. It's alchohol. Prom at LHS is the only one where everyone "gets lit"(or grinds) to "no hands" by Waka Flocka Flame and "all star"(shrek song). Winter formal, They talk up a big game but when your in middle of having a good time they'll pull you out of the crowd and breathilize you. You have the choir,the religious,emo kids,

GSA,black people,wannabe black people,AP overachievers,

student athletes,and if your not any of those then welcome to ultimate frisbee! Let's not forget to SEIZE THE DAY!
P1: I want to go to a school that's kinda between white trash and white privilege

P2: did you try lebanon high school?