Terminal Velocity Neck Crack

When you fall right onto your neck at terminal velocity

If you claim to have been the victim of a Terminal Velocity Neck Crack, then you must be a ghost, because nobody could survive such an event.

by yrgh October 19, 2024

crack one

verb.

To fart.

Synonyms: rip one, blow one, cut one

Donkey: "Oooo, Shrek, did you just do that? Man, you oughta warn someone when you crack one like that!"
Shrek: "Believe me, Donkey, If that had been me, you'd have been dead. (*inhales*) It's brimstone."

by ferdii6069 June 1, 2016

Crack crank

Shoving crack down nicenuts throat

me crack crank nice nuts throat

by Not Ben Shapiro April 8, 2020

Crack patch

Somewhere a supplier/dealer has their customers work when they can't afford a hit but desperately fiend for.

She's got her crack patch kids working hard today , feeding her piggies and shoveling shit... For their shit lol

by Bubbles81 December 15, 2024

Cup'o Crack

A rather small cup full of crack, that's right straight up crack and it is often used as a defense for humans for when they are frightened or just have to pee really badly.

"my girlfriend wouldn't get out the bathroom so i cup'o cracked that bitch"

by DJDARKSTAR7501 May 27, 2017

crack battle

N. When someone is so emotionally affected (happy or sad) that they act like they’re on crack; an episode where one’s mind makes them act like they’re under the influence of something

Rick: Dude, that ochem test totally fucked me up the butt. *incoherent nonsense*

Cal: Bruh are you in a crack battle rn? You make no sense 😂

Rick: *laughs while crying*

Cal: Absolute crack battle. You need rehab!!

by miffy October 17, 2019

crack

4 grams of cash. such as $1,816.

hell ya playar, i gots that crack at tha pad.money

by 8legspyder December 24, 2009