ass coffee

Morning beverage that should taste fresh and uplifting; unfortunately, those who do not put effort in morning coffee create a vile beverage that is usually spit out immediately

Geoff put fresh coffee grounds into the old coffee filter this morning again; he's made ass coffee again, prick!

by bigsexxxy August 24, 2010

clam ass

where your ass is wetter than swamp ass and it has the stank ass odor.

i just took a shit and now i have clam ass, my girl is gonna hate me.

by jesse co April 4, 2008

Bone-ass

A sexual play on the word "Bonus". To get an extra delicious fuck! after you've had regular sex.

"I guess I must've done something right, I got a "bone-ass" last night, so I'm feeling pretty good today!

by cybercass March 14, 2009

ass drop

when she drops her ass lower than Skrillex's bass.

Jordan: damn!, did you see Lydia twerk last night?! dat ass drop was dope!
Bill: yeah son, she dropped it harder than algebra!

by banana panzy fucker December 31, 2013

Shred ass

To violently destroy your ass-hole with a tornado of ass funk. Sometimes will destroy your colon because of the ass wind.

Bob: dude, did you just fuckin' shred ass?

Dude: maybe. why? did you hear my ass get destroyed?

Bob: you're so fucking gross bro.

by kittyjuicer July 8, 2011

ass-30

Refrence to being up so early in the morning that time does not matter.

I had to get up at ass-30 to make it to the airport.

by Chris November 9, 2004

Ass-mouldikakumon

Sixth and ultimate level of Ass.
A ridiculous term containting the name of Digimon. I don't know where we got this one, however it can't be topped in the levels of Ass.

Steve, you have to be the the biggest Ass-mouldikakumon I have ever seen in my life.

by Two Morons From Orillia June 12, 2003