To do a chick doggy style then squeeze her stomach so the faeces flow on to your cock. Then you empty them into a jar along with some urine. Then you fuck the bitch but cum into the jar. Shake the jar well so the concoction becomes a thick paste. Then travel down to the nearest cemetery and dig up a decomposing corpse. Spread the jar contents into all orifices then get a midget to jump up and down on the corpse while you eat all the black organ juices out of the ass. Meanwhile a dog is inserting its penis into your ass and its so good your cum shoots hard into the ground and the midget gets splashback while all the black juices dribble down your mouth.
Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!
Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!
Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!
by pomegrante_slayer January 22, 2021
by Joker6669 May 08, 2019
Having a potato masher and half a kitchen utensil drawer in ones rectum , while ingesting ones own tears and semen while shitting the bed.
by irishmonkeyslayer February 26, 2022
When a country hick comes screaming down the road in his clapped v10 butt naked with a a leash around his neck and his woman holding a 12 gauge aiming at you screaming hold my beer
Guy 1: dude this lake is really pretty
Guy 2: yeah I know and it’s all peaceful and hidden away
Country hicks: (truck screaming balls)HOLD MY FCKING BEER, BOOM BOOM
Guy 2: holy fck bro what is that
Guy 1: oh sh!t I heard about this, it’s a wolf mountain special
Guy 2: yeah I know and it’s all peaceful and hidden away
Country hicks: (truck screaming balls)HOLD MY FCKING BEER, BOOM BOOM
Guy 2: holy fck bro what is that
Guy 1: oh sh!t I heard about this, it’s a wolf mountain special
by Ligmanuts69 February 12, 2024
When a man sticks one or more fingers up a woman's vagina and moves it up and down(best used with lubrication) for sexual pleasure.
Last night was the best time i had in my life, Cargs was specialing me furiously. We both lied on the bed and he started fingering me by squirting KY(lubricant) all over his hands and my pussy, then he stuffed his fingers in and moved it up and down furiously and he got my cum all over his fingers.
by Daniel Massey November 25, 2007
Why did you look this up? If you are depressed then talk about it.
Yes you are!!! You can do things that nobody can do!
Yes you are!!! You can do things that nobody can do!
kArEn: My kid is special!
Litterly the fattest kid on earth: Am i special?
KAreN: no, i tried to drown you, but the manager said milkshakes are for drinking only.
Litterly the fattest kid on earth: Am i special?
KAreN: no, i tried to drown you, but the manager said milkshakes are for drinking only.
by tobitaart June 09, 2020
The non-concensual insertion of two or more fingers in someone's anus while restraining them in an arm restraint hold.
"That nightmare human, Brandon (somethimes Sean) Christopher out of Eastern Washington, got arrested for giving his old lady a surprise double knuckle deep single gancho while holding her in an arm bar."
"Ah, her gave her the 'ol 'Let's Go' Brandon Christopher Special."
"Ah, her gave her the 'ol 'Let's Go' Brandon Christopher Special."
by Electric_Taterbaby June 27, 2024