A David Kessler

When you are committing suicide, but failed to commit suicide.

"I'm committing suicide today"
"Well don't do a David Kessler on me"

by I eat ass for breakfast November 25, 2016

david hall

sooks and complains most of the time and loves commodores and hates toyota cruisers

i like david hall he has a nice beard, if only he was clean shaven

by wefituknow May 24, 2017

Pulling a David

When you are with a freaky girl so you throw her off by doing her missionary style. But afterwards while she is showering you shit in her purse then leave.

1: I tried Pulling a David last night.
2: Did you clasp the purse afterwards?
1: Nah, could not waste the time
2: Then you didn't officially pull a David

by Adm_Twigs October 9, 2020

David Styles Is the Closest Cuban-Dominican-Robles There Are In West Foruthu <Soho>

David Styles Is the Closest Cuban-Dominican-Robles There Are In West Foruthu <Soho>

David Styles Is the Closest Cuban-Dominican-Robles There Are In West Foruthu <Soho>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 29, 2025

David Attenburrow

This is when you want David Attenborough to burrow himself inside of you. He must be whispering dirty little animal facts into your ear.

I so badly want to do a David Attenburrow.

by ChodeFilA June 8, 2022

David

A person who would sell out his friends for a girl. He would give money to a girl he never met rather than a homie.

Bart: Look that simp David

by BJTEUCSUJGUHKPPKUTV September 14, 2022

David Doebele

David Doebele is a german entrepreneur and influencer. He is a Ralph Lauren icon and helps students in the finance sector to become high perofmance investment bankers.

David Doebele: „kann man nicht so pauschal sagen“

by DonDouglas June 6, 2022