Tom Holland

An absolute sex bomb that is perfect in every way imaginable. Also the tiniest smol bean to ever walk this planet. Still cute tho. Lives with a Pitt bull that goes by the name Tessa who is the single most precious thing ever. Likes quacksons. Dances to “Umbrealla” by Rihanna in the shower while wearing a wig.

Also he’s Spider-Man “so shut your face”

Example: Tom Holland = perfection

by Cinnamonbeanthethird January 2, 2019

TOMS

TOMS: triggered old man syndrome

My grumpy old neighbor has TOMS and can’t stop talking about politics.

by Hath74 April 23, 2023

Tom

The kind of guy that would hook up with chicks then just go straight to the next one. Usually has a massive cock and wants to fuck the shit out of a girls ass, always says "yer harder baby" during intercourse. Can be a whore.

Oh my God did you hear tom fucked the while netball team, it was a reverse gangbang!!

by fucme6376142183128913111231 August 28, 2019

Tom

Tom
Any Canadian Goose that approaches you with caution until offered a pretzel.
Tom took the pretzel from my hand.

Tom
Any Canadian Goose that approaches you with caution until offered a pretzel.
Tom took the pretzel from my hand.

by EdgarWasTaken July 31, 2020

Toms

Kemis slaves

Kemi and the toms

by t1t_suckerr October 9, 2022

toms uncle

The pope

Toms uncle the largest pedo on the planet with an average consumtion of children around 17 per hour

by Frudentag February 13, 2018

Tom Nook

Extremely greedy businessman who offers mediocre items at ridiculous prices

Stop being such a Tom Nook

by St2008 August 10, 2025