The Furry Jalapeño

The Furry Jalapeno, widely known to sexual dare devils everywhere, is both an act of love and self sacrifice. The act itself is quite simple. You must first shave your pubes completely and neatly collect them. Then prior to coitus during the allotted condom prep time you must dip your penis in a jar of jalapeño juice. After you get a good soak you then sprinkle the saved pubes liberally making sure to coat the entire penis. This creates an interesting coat of spicy juices and a furry texture. It's really an avant garde procedure mixing both sex and art. Use caution as sprinkling pubes on your penis can be dangerous.

Tommy: Baby I can't wait to explore my creative sexuality with you when I stuff you with the Furry Jalapeño!
Lauren: Why does it smell like Jalapeños? Why is your dick covered in pubes? -muffled screams-

The Furry Jalapeño by Asidewayseight February 2, 2017

The Big Jose 

When you freeze a chipotle burrito and use it as a dildo.

why are ordering two burritos?

I'll eat one now and later go home and treat myself to The Big Jose.

The Big Jose by BabybackB February 14, 2017

The Hungry Jack 

The sexual act in which a woman puts her toes in your mouth and makes you jack off.

"Yo broheim, that slag was naughty- she hooked me up with The Hungry Jack!"

The Hungry Jack by Rusty Tyrone April 20, 2017

The Slider Jerker 

Opening a lewd image of a person, zooming onto their feet, jerking it while sliding an image towards their face, nutting when reaching their face.

THE LEWD WAS GEWD BECAUSE THERE WERE NO PIXELS
AND THE SLIDER JERKER WAS PERFECT FOR THAT

The Slider Jerker by avail- February 2, 2018

The full James Herriot

James Herriot was a 1980s TV series about a Yorkshire vet called 'All Creatures Great and Small'. He seemed to spend a disproportionate amount of time assisting in the delivery of calves by going up to his shoulder in the cow's 'birthing canal'.

John's wife had problems giving birth, a doctor had to go the full James Herriot.

The full James Herriot by RedCoatedAmerican August 27, 2018

the sneaky juan 

1)Blindfolding and restraining your sexual partner then leaving the room indefinitely.

I wanted to play RDR2, but she wanted to get freaky. I had to give her the sneaky Juan.

the sneaky juan by Dòn Kiebals April 12, 2019

The Flying Johan

The Flying Johan is when a man sits on a really fat woman during a sexual act, and the woman waves and flaps with her boobs and fat, so it gives a sound of a flying by chopper.

"Lets make the Flying Johan!" / Have you heard the chopper which flew over the house last night? Oh it wasn't a chopper, I made The Flying Johan!.

The Flying Johan by FunnyDummy May 15, 2019