weed code words dumb sentences that try to hide the act of smoking weed!
aka weed code or weed codes
(they are not cool or clever or even sneaky btw)
its all basically dumb people using dumb words just to be sleazy skeezy and down right bad just to be able to smoke marijuana or other gay paraphernalia from some genitalia shaped device for 5 minutes of a shitty pointless non-enlightening false high. they use weed code words in front of teachers and parents and other "know better" people because they know what they are doing is stupid and wrong and they hide it cause they don't want to get caught because its STUPID and WRONG! all drugs are. they will use anything, could be as simple as "hey wanna go HIT the punching bag later?" first of all the real code words always the verb like HIT or something representing they are going to sniff huff take a puff inhale or some other action to get high off of a joint or roach. they will make it really obvious and sometimes not at all. spotting a pothead is super simple to begin with but just in case your lame brained and un-observant you hear things like this YOU'LL KNOW!!! the reason they will always use the verb hit or something similar is because they don't wanna confuse details. many times it will be peer pressure, don't get yourself into a bad situation cause someone said "hey wanna ride bikes later on?" that's too specific they will usually use some verb or adjective that gives it all away.
aka weed code or weed codes
(they are not cool or clever or even sneaky btw)
its all basically dumb people using dumb words just to be sleazy skeezy and down right bad just to be able to smoke marijuana or other gay paraphernalia from some genitalia shaped device for 5 minutes of a shitty pointless non-enlightening false high. they use weed code words in front of teachers and parents and other "know better" people because they know what they are doing is stupid and wrong and they hide it cause they don't want to get caught because its STUPID and WRONG! all drugs are. they will use anything, could be as simple as "hey wanna go HIT the punching bag later?" first of all the real code words always the verb like HIT or something representing they are going to sniff huff take a puff inhale or some other action to get high off of a joint or roach. they will make it really obvious and sometimes not at all. spotting a pothead is super simple to begin with but just in case your lame brained and un-observant you hear things like this YOU'LL KNOW!!! the reason they will always use the verb hit or something similar is because they don't wanna confuse details. many times it will be peer pressure, don't get yourself into a bad situation cause someone said "hey wanna ride bikes later on?" that's too specific they will usually use some verb or adjective that gives it all away.
"hey me and fucktard twat-dinkle cunting the fag are going to sqquuueeezzee the breeze tommorow night"
"hey me and chris or some other standard american white boy name are going to HIT up the b-ball court tonight" (why would you play basket ball at night?)
or
"yo james and i are gonna play the flute after school we might even play the pied piper" (they are obviously not musicians)
lastly
"yo man im gonna kill off a few roaches this afternoon you in or what?"(why in the absolute fuck would anyone want to hear about it or join in on that?) lol (nasty he has a roach problem!)
"haha we totally bailed class the other day because we used weed code words on our teacher and didn't get caught to go smoke!"
"hey me and chris or some other standard american white boy name are going to HIT up the b-ball court tonight" (why would you play basket ball at night?)
or
"yo james and i are gonna play the flute after school we might even play the pied piper" (they are obviously not musicians)
lastly
"yo man im gonna kill off a few roaches this afternoon you in or what?"(why in the absolute fuck would anyone want to hear about it or join in on that?) lol (nasty he has a roach problem!)
"haha we totally bailed class the other day because we used weed code words on our teacher and didn't get caught to go smoke!"
by Chuckles the Cuckold Clown October 26, 2015
Get the weed code wordsmug. austrian words pt.1
notes:
ei = a
er = a
sch = shhhhhh...
ä is sometimes pretty similar to ai (like tony blair)
or just like äääääääääääähhhhhhhh at the dentist
z = ts
e is sometimes like e, but not that, which is sounds like iiihhhhh, more like...if you take the word reject, austrian e is called like the second e in reject
and sometimes like ä
därrisch - deaf
ungustl - unsympathetic human
scheangln - squint
batschn - slippers
narrisch - going mad
kebbln (e=ä) - scold
jausn - snack
hockn - work
häferl (er=a) - mug
raunzn - whine
sandler (er=a) - alcoholics, who are homeless
habarer (er=a)/habschi -
buddy or unpleasant word for boyfriend
umadum - around
gatschhupfer (er=a) - off-road moped
fad - boring
schlagobers (er=a) - whipped cream
oida -
strictly speaking oldie, but that's mostly not what we mean
it's more like oida, you suck
it is often said, if you are annoyed, but there are other meanings too, like:
look at that oide (female version)
it's an awful description for women
brunzn - piss
nudlaug -
only an insult for men, the word is for the male genital's urethral opening
'cause nudl = noodle and stands for the penis
aug = eye and stands for the opening
wuzler (er=a) - table football
liptauer (er=a) -
a spread of pepper and soft cheese, made from sheep's milk - it can be mild or hot
wappler (er=a) - idiot
grindig - disgusting
schaßaugert (er=a) - bad seeing
notes:
ei = a
er = a
sch = shhhhhh...
ä is sometimes pretty similar to ai (like tony blair)
or just like äääääääääääähhhhhhhh at the dentist
z = ts
e is sometimes like e, but not that, which is sounds like iiihhhhh, more like...if you take the word reject, austrian e is called like the second e in reject
and sometimes like ä
därrisch - deaf
ungustl - unsympathetic human
scheangln - squint
batschn - slippers
narrisch - going mad
kebbln (e=ä) - scold
jausn - snack
hockn - work
häferl (er=a) - mug
raunzn - whine
sandler (er=a) - alcoholics, who are homeless
habarer (er=a)/habschi -
buddy or unpleasant word for boyfriend
umadum - around
gatschhupfer (er=a) - off-road moped
fad - boring
schlagobers (er=a) - whipped cream
oida -
strictly speaking oldie, but that's mostly not what we mean
it's more like oida, you suck
it is often said, if you are annoyed, but there are other meanings too, like:
look at that oide (female version)
it's an awful description for women
brunzn - piss
nudlaug -
only an insult for men, the word is for the male genital's urethral opening
'cause nudl = noodle and stands for the penis
aug = eye and stands for the opening
wuzler (er=a) - table football
liptauer (er=a) -
a spread of pepper and soft cheese, made from sheep's milk - it can be mild or hot
wappler (er=a) - idiot
grindig - disgusting
schaßaugert (er=a) - bad seeing
by theycallmeredhead August 19, 2011
Get the austrian words pt.1mug. A response when someone tells you to try something and you don't really want to. Can also be used as: I'll take your word for that.
by Sagira May 16, 2010
Get the I'll take your word for itmug. by awrhj,jmhgrhtjykfuthrehdjyfzx April 23, 2021
Get the i hate the word uwumug. (informal) (v) to "swear on your mother's life" -- stating something that is true because if it was false, then you'd be offering up your own mother for death
by SovietFanWomble November 26, 2018
Get the word(s) to my mothermug. Phrase used when advising somebody of facts /an issue /and explanation (etc) using the most simplest of words in order that they may understand.
Often associated with 'full and frank conversation' the phrase 'words of one syllable or less' is actually gramatically incorrect in its use of 'or less' (essentially 'or less' makes no sense whereas 'or fewer' would be correct) but nicely conveys the situation.
Believed to have originated with the staff of Britain's railways in Southern England.
Often associated with 'full and frank conversation' the phrase 'words of one syllable or less' is actually gramatically incorrect in its use of 'or less' (essentially 'or less' makes no sense whereas 'or fewer' would be correct) but nicely conveys the situation.
Believed to have originated with the staff of Britain's railways in Southern England.
"What do you mean Bert has done it wrong again?
I'd better go and explain how to do it in words of one syllable or less"
I'd better go and explain how to do it in words of one syllable or less"
by Clansman July 12, 2009
Get the Words of one syllable or lessmug. by Poop June 11, 2003
Get the What's the word on the Merryl Streep?mug.