Retard
Retard by Official Nicholas Hater 67 December 23, 2025
Retard
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returd • returded • returdation • Returd Baby • returdatator • returdliation • returdshit • Point of No Returd • retard • retarded
retarded by choice
The term "retarded by choice" has no implication on one's genetic or mental illness status or by any genetic and/or birth complication or disability.
"retarded by choice" is a phrase meant to be a more extreme end of making a dumb dissension but with the condition that the person making said bad dissension had prior knowledge and did not choice to critically think about the information they were given from others or their surroundings.
an example of this would be a parent choosing to circumcise their child under the idea of "its what everyone does" dispute being told by the doctor/nurse that this will have long lasting permanent harmful and financial problems (being dependent on aids like lube) that are irreversible and that child has a high chance of feeling body dysphoria and other extreme negative consequences not limited to suicidal ideation. The issue wasn't that the parent gave the go ahead, its that the parent was given the information and still choice to not think critically or think in long term for the child potentially seeing the child not as a human but as a decoration like a stuffed animal for social media.
Another example would be choosing to eat firecrackers and lighting them while they are still inside you because you think it would be "fun" do to it involving firecrackers rather than thinking about the long term implications and the lack of self preservation by choice.
"retarded by choice" is a phrase meant to be a more extreme end of making a dumb dissension but with the condition that the person making said bad dissension had prior knowledge and did not choice to critically think about the information they were given from others or their surroundings.
an example of this would be a parent choosing to circumcise their child under the idea of "its what everyone does" dispute being told by the doctor/nurse that this will have long lasting permanent harmful and financial problems (being dependent on aids like lube) that are irreversible and that child has a high chance of feeling body dysphoria and other extreme negative consequences not limited to suicidal ideation. The issue wasn't that the parent gave the go ahead, its that the parent was given the information and still choice to not think critically or think in long term for the child potentially seeing the child not as a human but as a decoration like a stuffed animal for social media.
Another example would be choosing to eat firecrackers and lighting them while they are still inside you because you think it would be "fun" do to it involving firecrackers rather than thinking about the long term implications and the lack of self preservation by choice.
Guy1: Damn bro, did you see online how Jake filmed himself robbing a bank, drinking gasoline, and post it as himself. I think he got 9 years in prison after he recovers from the intensive care unit... I think he got 10k views on social media.
Guy2: I don't think that was a smart idea to rob the bank he is affiliated with and post the evidence online forever... that was a retarded by choice decision man... I thought better of him not to ruin his life.
Guy2: I don't think that was a smart idea to rob the bank he is affiliated with and post the evidence online forever... that was a retarded by choice decision man... I thought better of him not to ruin his life.
retarded by choice by santaisawizardwithagun January 5, 2026
Retardation
Not to be confused with retard, a derogatory term, or retardant, a common mitigating term for fire e.g fire retardant.
Retardation is another word for deterioration, usually as a medical term, but ha sheen phased out a bit due to the dergatory term retard.
Retardation is another word for deterioration, usually as a medical term, but ha sheen phased out a bit due to the dergatory term retard.
Retardation by Localinstance January 12, 2026
Retardation Card
An egregiously ableist slur repurposed as a rhetorical weapon to dismiss an argument by claiming its proponent must have a cognitive or intellectual disability. It suggests the argument is so stupid, poorly constructed, or obvious that only a person with severely diminished mental capacity could make it. This is among the most offensive and juvenile tactics, used to inflict maximum insult while offering zero counter-argument.
Example: If someone misinterprets a basic statistic in a debate, a hostile opponent might respond, "Wow, just when I thought your argument couldn't get dumber, you whip out the retardation card." This substitutes a vile insult for any attempt to correct the misinterpretation, aiming purely to humiliate and end the exchange.
Retardation Card by Abzugal February 3, 2026
Retardedfounded
To be so unbelievably dumbfounded about the outcome of something that you simply lack any other word to describe the shock you’re experiencing
Bro, I’m so retardedfounded that Huq actually extended the homework deadline after that ridiculous email I sent him
Retardedfounded by Dr. Frank George February 6, 2026
Retard's Razor
Retard's Razor is a play on the term Occam's Razor to describe the dumbest, most one-dimensional, self-centered, self-serving, thoughtless reason that a person could have is the reason why they did something.
Apply Retard's Razor here: he didn't ghost her because he's 'figuring out his life' — he just wanted to bang and bounce.
Retard's Razor by Jhimbo3 April 15, 2026