To beat up, hurt, demolish, or kill something or someone.
Any violent act on someone, to do harm.
Imaginary figure, cousin of slaughter-faced jackson.
Any violent act on someone, to do harm.
Imaginary figure, cousin of slaughter-faced jackson.
by Swear2God! April 23, 2008
A melodramatic expression that is used by oversensitive millennials who become unduly upset when certain media properties that they enjoyed as children are co-opted in ways that they do not personally approve of, and who would tastelessly and obtusely draw upon associations with child rape in order to scorn and rebuke -- as something akin to sex offenders -- those who would co-opt their beloved media properties for financial gain.
The sentiment that is associated with the expression is, itself, the result of having spent one's childhood being molly-coddled by child-worshiping adults, and thus having become abused of the ridiculous notion that since one was regarded as sacred when he or she was a child, anything that one associates with his or her childhood is therefore also sacred.
The sentiment that is associated with the expression is, itself, the result of having spent one's childhood being molly-coddled by child-worshiping adults, and thus having become abused of the ridiculous notion that since one was regarded as sacred when he or she was a child, anything that one associates with his or her childhood is therefore also sacred.
"The prequels sucked. George Lucas raped my childhood!"
"The new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie sucked. Michael Bay raped my childhood!"
"Why'd they do The Smurfs movie in 3D animation? Friggin'...(looks at DVD case)...Raja Gosnell raped my childhood!"
"Betty Crocker stopped making Shark Bites fruit snacks. Betty Crocker raped my childhood!"
"I heard on the news that Capri Sun is susceptible to mold. It's like that random news anchor guy raped my childhood! That's so awkward!"
"The new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie sucked. Michael Bay raped my childhood!"
"Why'd they do The Smurfs movie in 3D animation? Friggin'...(looks at DVD case)...Raja Gosnell raped my childhood!"
"Betty Crocker stopped making Shark Bites fruit snacks. Betty Crocker raped my childhood!"
"I heard on the news that Capri Sun is susceptible to mold. It's like that random news anchor guy raped my childhood! That's so awkward!"
by DeaconPeabodyBeDamned September 16, 2015
by ArcPhoenix December 09, 2007
Elise: Katie, gimme five!
Katie: Dude, no way, I've already fulfilled your daily quota of high-fives.
Elise: (grabs Katie's hand and slaps it)
Katie: I feel so violated...
Kelley: And that, kids, is high-five rape.
Katie: Dude, no way, I've already fulfilled your daily quota of high-fives.
Elise: (grabs Katie's hand and slaps it)
Katie: I feel so violated...
Kelley: And that, kids, is high-five rape.
by Ke'Elso December 17, 2008
1.Expletive used when something goes wrong and turns out to be rather unpleasant or simply after unfortunate event(s). see "fuck a duck" or "shit the bed" 2.Expletive used when something incredibly surpising happens. See "holy shit" or "no way"
1.
-Alek learns Conor intends to share a sleeping bag with him during a large campout. Alek says, "Well, rape me with a brick."
-Danielle disovers her house has been egged/t.p.ed for the sixth time that month and for the second time that weekend. "RAPE ME WITH A BRICK!" she exclaims.
2.
-A lazy employee at a pizza place stares in amazement at an employee that can run the make table by themself and does so without bitching. "Rape me with a brick," the lazy employee says.
-Alek learns Conor intends to share a sleeping bag with him during a large campout. Alek says, "Well, rape me with a brick."
-Danielle disovers her house has been egged/t.p.ed for the sixth time that month and for the second time that weekend. "RAPE ME WITH A BRICK!" she exclaims.
2.
-A lazy employee at a pizza place stares in amazement at an employee that can run the make table by themself and does so without bitching. "Rape me with a brick," the lazy employee says.
by Pimp Masta' C Fly Beautiful July 05, 2006
recent MAGA bomber Cletus adorned his white florida rape van with MAGA stickers and hillary sucks memes hoping to avoid detection by local police.
by Uncle Joosie October 26, 2018
Originated by HL mod video games and on the the catacombs forums. It is used when one should utterly kill themself because they are to stupid to remain with us on earth.
by jake sucks at life May 12, 2004