take one of the captain

1. Taking a picture of your dick or asking someone else to. Often said or requested when someone is already taking a picture.

2. Snapping a dick pic

1. She's so thirsty , I'm gonna take one of the captain .

2. Boyfriend: hey, I'm gonna send you some selfies tonight.

Girlfriend: don't forget to take one of the Captain Too ;)

Boyfriend: Only if you send me some too

Girlfriend: Deal!

by PlasmaPony June 8, 2018

Take ten deep breaths underwater

Its what you say to Neo Nazis, incels and so called gnome hunter's on TikTok, for example:

Dude 1: "Now yuo see" / "aryan classic"
Dude 2: "Take ten deep breaths underwater, you fascist cunt"

by ToyBoy§§ July 5, 2023

Take a Janine

To shit in the shower and leave enough corn nibkets to make an entire cob.

Fuck man, I felt myself about to drop a deuce. So I ran to the shower and had to take a Janine.

by StevieRobbo August 1, 2024

Take out the spring.

You know that spring in my stapler. DOnt take it out. dont take my spring out of my stapler.

"you are taking out my spring you fucking breadhead, put it back!don't take out the spring."
"Oh no I didn't mean to take out your spring I willl put the spring back into the stapler"
"Thats right now get on your knees"

by annataskerlover April 25, 2023

Take a Cruz

To run away from your problems and blame your own kids for your cowardice.

Where's Ted today?

He dropped everything and went to Cancun to take a Cruz and avoid dealing with his problems.

by Brocaincreator January 11, 2023

Take a Kirby

To defecate before a major event.

Patrick went to take a Kirby before his date.

by Kirby.PinkPuff July 26, 2022

Take the L

A term losers use when they know they are going to lose but are scared.

"Ima just win already. Take the L yk its finna happen"

*he then lost*

by PhatPanda. January 11, 2023