Slobbing meat 

To preform oral sex on a man, typically a blowjob with a copious amount of saliva

Damn man I was with Samantha last night and what they say about her is true; she's an expert at slobbing meat

Slobbing meat by DinoPrice January 13, 2017

San Francisco Meat Trolley 

When two dudes touch their boners together at the tips creating one straight line super-boner, and another dude jerks both of them off at the same time, all the away across both dicks back and forth.

gay homo san francisco meat trolley

San Francisco Meat Trolley by CoonDogg January 23, 2012

beating your meat 

A expression used to describe the action of masterbating or "jerking off" used to get off or pleasure. usaul finished by busting a nut

Hey nate shaw quit beating your meat in the corner while you talk to your girlfriend thats dirty

beating your meat by THE ALL KNOW ING MIKE AND CHASE February 20, 2003

Beat my meat 

The act of masturbation but in different words to supposedly make the word sound less weird or awkward

Friend: Hey dude, watcha doin' up at 3:00am in the morning?
Other Guy: I'm up to beat my meat
Friend: Haha, yeahh....

Beat my meat by Fugma Balls August 25, 2018

work on a meat puzzle 

to "work on a meat puzzle" would be to make the pieces fit and have sex. nothing more, nothing less.

"Hey girl, you wanna go work on a meat puzzle back at my place?"

work on a meat puzzle by Danger_Rick May 13, 2010

poop seeking meat missile

The erect phallus of a man that is about to be inserted into the brown-eye of another man/woman.

"I've got a present for you," Floyd said to his lover Timothy, "a poop seeking meat missile!"

poop seeking meat missile by Grande John July 21, 2006

Vietnamese Meat Hook 

An extension on fingering in which the fingerer curves his fingers upwards, towards the navel, of the fingeree's vagina, in order to both stimulate her G-spot and, more importantly, prevent her escaping.

I gave Eleanor a Vietnamese Meat Hook last night, I could tell by her eyes she wanted to leave, but she didn't have a chance.

Vietnamese Meat Hook by duttyswagdon June 29, 2014