Uranium Juice 

A potent mixture of Mountain Dew and Everclear. Drank by online shills as a substitute for meth to fuel their insane ramblings.

Gary: I was on a really interesting page on reddit, when suddenly the thread was hijacked by an incoherent shill.

Dave: They were probably on the uranium juice TBH.

Uranium Juice by Mindless FuckNut September 23, 2019

Hump juice

The grease from a camel burger.

I got hump juice in my eye!

Hump juice by incraigulous September 28, 2019

Drinking juice from a credit card

When one pours a bit of juice into a credit card and drinks it. It tastes different when you drink the juice from the credit card.

Holt: What are you doing?
Alejandro: I’m drinking juice from a credit card.
Holt: What flavor?
Alejandro: Fruit Punch, it’s the best!

Drinking juice from a credit card by Tuxedo Falcon October 23, 2019

Nintendo Juice 

A drink that gives you ultimate power and makes you the best at something for a limited time. It is mainly just a phrase. You can buy it at Funky's fly and buy. Or his shack.

Donkey: Dude the Texans are losing by to much!
Scrooge: Ya, they're are gonna need to get some Nintendo Juice to win this one.

Nintendo Juice by Give the moose his food, Eli December 5, 2019

bean juice 

When your trying to strain your beans but u don’t Have a strainer do you have to strain it yourself so you get bean juices on you.

Damean: “I got bean juice on my brand new Gucci slides!”

bean juice by Daddy donkey horse 2 December 9, 2019

Bajooga juice 

Juice from male titties that taste odly good

John:Bro what is this stuff
Bob:I think it's bajooga juice

Bajooga juice by Baller30000 December 18, 2019

Poppy Juice 

Only a high level toxic drink
Ingredients

One poppy flower

A piece of poppy’s poop
And lions poop

Poppy Juice has only killed 829,917,712 people

Poppy Juice by Hi peps December 23, 2019