Jake

A person that is insanely rich and has a mainson, pool, pool house, basketball court, ice rank, putting green. Also has more but it is to much to name. He is very nice and does not brag.

yo whats up Jake

by savagenoobs is trash January 8, 2019

Jakeing it

When you visorisly spank your hog in a room filled with other people sleeping in it.

Oh, oh yeah, im jakeing it, im jakeing it, oh, soo good!
A1: Have you heard that clapping noice at night? I was wondering what it was.
B1: Are you kidding me? I heard that Carl was jakeing it last night.
C1: Yeah it was probably that because i was wondering what that icing on my lip is when i woke up!
Carl: Whats up guys!
A1B1C1: Fuck off you freaky cunt!

by Mr. Skinnywilly09982 March 12, 2025

Jake Evan’s Musician

A creepy sex pest

Jake Evan’s musician is a creepy sex pest

by S_Ly_Sings December 1, 2024

Jake chalk

Some one whole sweat profusely while engaging in intercourse with a cat

Don’t be a jake chalk mush

by Charva6 January 17, 2022

Jake Gallagher

Really the most fucked up guy in the world. Sometimes Jake Gallagher is known to look at children while they sleep

Exe: OMG Jake Gallagher is looking at my one year old sleep

by Foreskin god 450 sike 420 July 14, 2020

Jake

Looks like a garden gnome and drives a low end sports car

Jake He definitely drives a scion frs look alike

by Kkkoolkidsklub51836 March 22, 2025

Jake

A Fatass hairy whiteboy who loves playing video games and spends too much money on games he never plays. The only exercise this guy gets is when hes typing dumbass shit when someone is talking, when he goes to take a shit or piss, and when he wants to grab a coke from his fridge. This kids skin is so white because he gets no sunlight at fucking all. He smells like ass and looks like a child molester. He will never lose his virginity

"Hey look at this dude"

"He looks like a child molester"

Yeah I know right what a Jake"

by brutha is gay August 21, 2022