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slept with a wet fish 

When all of a sudden you realize something terrible has happened to you, it feels like being slapped in the face with a wet fish. In instances where you gain this insight right after waking up, you have obviously 'slept with a wet fish' only to realize what a fool you've been after you wake up.
When I woke up and realized those conmen had tricked me out of a lot of dough last night, I really knew I had slept with a wet fish all night long!
slept with a wet fish by E-go-go January 30, 2009
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Gay as a fish 

A guy who is obviously and undeniably gay.
Usually used to alert another dude who's blind to the clues and doesn't realize is being picked up by him.
John: Hey Dan, have you met Tim? He's such a cool guy.
Dan: Is that the guy in your class?
John: Yeah! He and his roommates are throwing a party at his place and he said we're invited.
Dan: Dude, this guy is gay gay as a fish. If I were you, I'd watch my back.
Gay as a fish by csguy November 1, 2009
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retarded fish frog 

A born native of Jacksonville, North Carolina.
Shane: gimme a smoke.
Ryan: Buy your own, you retarded fish frog.

as neither fish nor good red meat 

stuck in the middle; not truely one thing or another.
"That's what General Rawson thought you would say,"
Lauffer said emotionally, "as your father's son, as the great-grandson of General Pueyrredon. That you would join us!"
Don't get carried away, Roberto," Clete said. "I'll fly the airplane, if it comes down to that, but I'm not enlisting in your army."
"Actually, the subject of a temporary commission did come up," Martin said. "Would you be willing-"
"I already have a Marine Corps commission," Clete said.
"This would be a temporary commission," Martin said. "It would solve a lot of problems...."
"Would I have to swear an oath? Of allegiance?"
"Yes, naturally. Of course."
"The moment I did that," Clete said, "I would lose my American citizenship."
"That would be difficult for you?"
"Yeah, it would," Clete said without thinking about it. "I don't want to do that."
He happened to glance at Martin's eyes.
And saw in them that be had just closed a door that would never again be opened.
If I had accepted that temporary commission under these circumstances, where accepting it might mean that I would find myself standing in front of a wall with Rawson, Martin, and Lauffer, even if it lasted only 3 days, they would thereafter have accepted me a bona fide Argentine. Now that will never happen.
Well, so be it. I'm an American. I don't want to give thatup.
"That leaves you, of course," Martin said, cordially enough, "as the English would put it, as neither fish nor good red meat"
-W.E.B. Griffin p-591 (Blood and Honor)

Donkey-fish 

n. An extremely awesome animal that is 1/2 donkey, (on the head half) and 1/2 fish. (on the body half)....
Check out that Donkey-fish!!! Thats soooooooo cool!!!!
Donkey-fish by Dominic JA August 5, 2006

like a fish 

Usually used as an answer to "do you drink?" Fish don't actually drink at all but you get the idea.
Straight edge? Me? Nah, I drink like a fish.
like a fish by Yargh May 13, 2005

box like a fish 

when your cracked at the game and you box someone up.
box like a fish, drop like a senix.
i just boxed him like a fish