They type of person that will say your his best friend but not really but some how he tricks girl into liking him but he secretly gay. He pretends to be nice and that he cares but he really doesn’t. He will try to ruin your life but won’t becasue he not a real man. He’s great tho
by Dinosaurlover.21 January 26, 2019

literal fucking boulders. they’re called chris ricos because they’re rich in lbs and act like chris griffin. nobody is fatter than the big kahunas that are chris ricos. in fact, you can spot a chris rico by the little moons caught in their orbits. not only are they fat, but they are big boned too and everything including their skulls are massive.
by djscrimwithdat808 July 2, 2019

Probably the kindest and prettiest person you'll ever meet.Chris is caring and handsome.He plays the guitar and loves martial arts.If you find a Chris,do anything to keep him,he'll definitely make you believe in love again!
by Yoursandonly April 11, 2022

he could never imagine the struggle of periods. labor. periods, he apologizes to women. he is also a 6'2 feminist, drives a Lamborghini, ripped, hates period cramps, loves women, hates misogyny, and the utmost heterosexual male.
by Chrisisafeminist2036 November 19, 2024

Chris is a sexy, fun, bad boy. The girls fall for him in a heartbeat ♥️. He loves to hang with his Bros but more with girls. Loves to party.
by URBANDIAMOND June 11, 2018

by Tayk12 May 4, 2019

A guy you think that you know.
You don't.
It is said that those with the most love to give. Also have the most hate to release.
The pendulum swings hard both ways.
Chris Marshall is the guy you want in your corner. He knows where the bodies are buried. He still has the Left handed shovel to prove it. A backroom profit and the Patron Saint of Lost Souls
He is the guy that will make the kids breakfast and get them off to school. He will help a stranger broken down on the side of the road.
He is also the guy that will pour gas on a chomo and strike a match.
Money doesn't impress him. So don't try and buy him.
The Golden Rule is the currency.
So spend wisely.
Most of all he is kind
and pleasant to be around.
Until he's not.
Harshall, Angry Man, Marine, Grit are just a few synonyms
The Golden Rule.
It really is that simple.
You don't.
It is said that those with the most love to give. Also have the most hate to release.
The pendulum swings hard both ways.
Chris Marshall is the guy you want in your corner. He knows where the bodies are buried. He still has the Left handed shovel to prove it. A backroom profit and the Patron Saint of Lost Souls
He is the guy that will make the kids breakfast and get them off to school. He will help a stranger broken down on the side of the road.
He is also the guy that will pour gas on a chomo and strike a match.
Money doesn't impress him. So don't try and buy him.
The Golden Rule is the currency.
So spend wisely.
Most of all he is kind
and pleasant to be around.
Until he's not.
Harshall, Angry Man, Marine, Grit are just a few synonyms
The Golden Rule.
It really is that simple.
by Harshall January 31, 2023
