Chris

Chris is a bitch name. He probably wears Boohoos skinny jeans because they are stretchy.

Kyle: Chris you look like a fag in those jeans.
Chris: Thanks! They are stretchy so it makes it easier to suck off guys.

by BoohooHater October 3, 2022

Chris

A real ass nigga

You you know chris? He’s that nigga

by Sexymike76 November 22, 2021

Chris Marquez

gay

"Chris Marquez is gay."

by Ajdjsjoqkqn";")#(10AlexisBurtr May 31, 2018

Chris Cornell

The most gorgeous, talented, and poetic person that ever had the chance to live. He rocked in Temple Of The Dog, Soundgarden, Audioslave, and had an amazing solo career. He was a living angel, now a real angel.

Nobody sings like you anymore, Chris Cornell. RIP.

by Showmehowtolive March 19, 2023

Chris

Guys who have it bad for girls named Farrah. The kind of guy who would drive to her job just to drop off a jacket she could have picked up at any time. Chris just cant get enough. Sheeeeeeeeeeeesh.

"Chris is down baaad for Farrah, someone get him some milk!"

by Notfufu June 16, 2021

Chris Tashman

A beautiful person that likes hookah. Gels his hair with at least 14 bottles. If it’s a cold night, that means it’s a Timberland night 🔥 if it’s in the summer, its jorts night. A bearded legend in the making, it’s Chrish Tashman.

Wow, you’re such a Chris Tashman!

by CJALTASHAMN April 10, 2022

Chris

fat

*at thanksgiving dinner*
“Settle down on the potatoes, or else you’ll look like chris”

by biggyjoyboy November 22, 2023