vaginacious

good; really good; tight; sweet; dank; good like sweet flower blossom aromas, sunshine, wine, weed; as good as, or almost as good as, having sex with some fresh tang; a girlfriend who is fine and not a pussy-pedestaling-bitch can be said to be vaginacious

hey what's that musky smell?
yo, it's this vaginacious bud i just picked up.
mmmmmm... so dank you can smell it through the bag.
yea let's smoke some.

babe you blew my mind with your thundercock this morning....i have been floating in a vaginacious glow all day

how is your garden doing?

my tomatoes and sunflowers are vaginacious!

that was the most vaginacious sex ever last night- my pussy was so tight from yoga all this week!
i'll say honey! what postures have you been doing?

he gave the most vaginacious head last night!

dude their new album is so vaginacious it fucking blew my mind

by LemursLoveFlowers November 25, 2011

vaginalpains

whenever girls get their period and it fucking hurts.

it feels like you've been constipated for weeks only the feeling is in your vagina and uterine walls instead of up your ass and it happens every fucking month.

girls often cry, get mad, fight, barf, masturbate, get raped, or just take pain killers.

girl:fuck these vaginalpains
gay guy:stop bitching and take it like a man.
girl:asswhore

by fuckperiods May 14, 2013

vaginal warfare

Feminist term. Used to promote equality; it is a woman's fight. War for the rights of vaginas .

A lot of women in the Middle East are denied the right to an education. They need to engage in some serious vaginal warfare.

by bexwolfe September 22, 2013

vagina blumpkin

This is an adventurous woman who performs this act of taking a shit in front of her partner while her partner is sucking off her pussy. Much like the original blumpkin .

blumpkin fetish kink kinky oral sex vagina blumpkin

by el borracho October 30, 2013

vaginal sock

An insult made to call someone a sock that had entered a woman's vagina, a dirtier way to call someone a pussy

Guy 1: How was hanging out with jack?
Guy 2: ugh, he was being a total vaginal sock so I left

by BilboSwagginsTheBobbitt December 15, 2013

vagina jam

Vagina jam is to a woman as smegma is to a man

Ew Krstina! You have been free balling all day, your shorts are going to be filled with vagina jam!

by Krstina Poop December 23, 2013

Vagina Stretcher

A truck, SUV or any vehicle that sits up high so when chicks step into it they stretch that vagina.

"Yo are you rollin through tonight?!"

"Fo sho! Rollin in the VS bitch!"

(VS aka Vagina Stretcher)

by Odizzledizzle March 3, 2014