A beer or alcoholic beverage can or bottle (we do not discriminate) most likely brought to your home in a shitty variety pack and has sat for multiple months or years collecting dust in your old refrigerator that won’t seem to die and now just be drank, frankly because you ran out of coors light and cannot seem to let it go to waste.
Out of good beer, you ok with a shelf turd?.?.?
Meg, I guess it’s better than nothing?
Nah, grab me something
Meg, I guess it’s better than nothing?
Nah, grab me something
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The turd song was originally from BTR’s TV show on Nickelodeon. It first exist on the first episode where James sang a good song At an audition and then Gustavo turned and said that James has no talent and then Kendall came in front of stage telling Gustavo that “NO TALENT, UR THE ONE WITH NO TALENT IN 10 years” and Gustavo said one of his old songs was a hit 9yrs ago, and then Kendal jumped on top of his desk and sang that old song (in an insulting way) Gustavo mentioned, and then they called security. And then Kendall sang the turd song kicking the stuff in the table.
So when you’re pissed off by someone, you just jumped on top of their desk and sing the turd song at that person and kick their stuff off the desk while singing the turd song.
Lyrics:
Oh you’re such a turd.
Oh yeah a giant turd.
You look like a turd.
And you smell like a turd.
So when you’re pissed off by someone, you just jumped on top of their desk and sing the turd song at that person and kick their stuff off the desk while singing the turd song.
Lyrics:
Oh you’re such a turd.
Oh yeah a giant turd.
You look like a turd.
And you smell like a turd.
Miss Best: Alright class, can somebody explain what is respiration
Everyone: uhhh uhhhh uhhhhhhhhh
Miss best: Grrrr Everyone stand up on your chairs and hands up your head.
Everybody complains*
Me *looks at an airplane flying by*
Miss best: *in an angry way* Why the heck you weren’t watching me while I was teaching about respiration.
Me: GRRRRRRRR YOU STUPID BITCH, YOU HAD ME STANDING ON MY DESK FOR HOURS WITH MY HANDS ON MY HEAD LIKE A GODDAMN SLAVE, SO WHATS SO WRONG TO WATCH A BLOODY AIRPLANE PASSES *goes on top of her desk* YOU UGLY ASS WHORE YOU ARE THE TEACHER WHO MADE STUDENTS LIVES MISERABLE AND WE CANT TAKE IT ON. OH BY THE WAY HERE A SONG FOR YOU *Sings the turd song*
Miss best: you’re going to Detention for calling me bitch and whore and going on my desk and singing some song and kicking my crap from my desk.
Me: *kicks the bitch on her face*
Everyone: uhhh uhhhh uhhhhhhhhh
Miss best: Grrrr Everyone stand up on your chairs and hands up your head.
Everybody complains*
Me *looks at an airplane flying by*
Miss best: *in an angry way* Why the heck you weren’t watching me while I was teaching about respiration.
Me: GRRRRRRRR YOU STUPID BITCH, YOU HAD ME STANDING ON MY DESK FOR HOURS WITH MY HANDS ON MY HEAD LIKE A GODDAMN SLAVE, SO WHATS SO WRONG TO WATCH A BLOODY AIRPLANE PASSES *goes on top of her desk* YOU UGLY ASS WHORE YOU ARE THE TEACHER WHO MADE STUDENTS LIVES MISERABLE AND WE CANT TAKE IT ON. OH BY THE WAY HERE A SONG FOR YOU *Sings the turd song*
Miss best: you’re going to Detention for calling me bitch and whore and going on my desk and singing some song and kicking my crap from my desk.
Me: *kicks the bitch on her face*
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Before the cat left, he made a Heard Terd right where Victor always sits on the couch. Victor totally got Heard Turded!
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Get the Heard Turd mug.When people pee everywhere in the house or office in buckets and gatorade bottles and others try not to look at the people peeing because it would be gay (ohhhh! Rainbow) or mercury poison minded (ohhhh! Lezbi dirty mind) to look. And everyone's exercising a lot and trying to gain muscle. 💪 And you pee in the toilets and it makes extreme loud sound and it's turbulance!
And if you have a few beers, more pee turbulance (because beer makes pee sound louder), but it might spill to the floor sometimes!
And sometimes you are driving a truck and pee in a Gatorade or Powerade bottle.
Pee turbulance!
And if you have a few beers, more pee turbulance (because beer makes pee sound louder), but it might spill to the floor sometimes!
And sometimes you are driving a truck and pee in a Gatorade or Powerade bottle.
Pee turbulance!
Ratonis: *pshhhhhhh. Peeing sounds.
Others: I don't wanna see! Looks away!
Ratonis: Puts nut sack and stuff away.
*5 minutes later.
Police: Wee ooh! Well. Everything seems normal.
*Gets snacks.
Ratonis: Few! That was a close one!
*Grabs nut sack and stuff for a second.
*Earthquake!
*Drinks beers.
*Pees in bathroom.
*Loud sound pee turbulance!
Hahaha haha! LOL!
Others: I don't wanna see! Looks away!
Ratonis: Puts nut sack and stuff away.
*5 minutes later.
Police: Wee ooh! Well. Everything seems normal.
*Gets snacks.
Ratonis: Few! That was a close one!
*Grabs nut sack and stuff for a second.
*Earthquake!
*Drinks beers.
*Pees in bathroom.
*Loud sound pee turbulance!
Hahaha haha! LOL!
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2: Unnecessary files that waste disk space.
3: Digital clutter, unlikely to ever be utilized.
2: Unnecessary files that waste disk space.
3: Digital clutter, unlikely to ever be utilized.
1: Most of your hard drive is filled with Disk Turds.
2: We just pushed an uninstall package but it left lots of disk turds on the end points.
3: Disk cleanup may wipe out some disk turds.
2: We just pushed an uninstall package but it left lots of disk turds on the end points.
3: Disk cleanup may wipe out some disk turds.
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