sudden death illness

A mild illness that comes very soon after another mild illness. For example, when you have a flu and about a week before you had strep throat. The reason it's called sudden death is because it's the second round of your illness problems, as it were, and also it makes a morbid pun.

She had a sudden death illness that day, and she was sort of bummed, because that day she'd missed a big potluck at the community center.

by A. Square May 19, 2014

Pink Screen of Death

Its like a blue screen of death in your head coupled with blushing, but brought about by sexiness. basically when you see something so sexy your brain stops for a minute and you blush really hard.

"hey check out the pic of this french maid... dude?" "oh sorry i just went a little pink screen of death for a second there

by blank.... April 26, 2014

White Death

Granulated or powdered sugar. Number one reason for obesity and diabetes in most countries.

There is enough white death on that donut to kill a horse.

by K916468 December 6, 2018

Death Tears

When you start to cry, and the tears become so abundant that the tears become acid, like acid rain, and they start to burn your face, and then they eventually burn your face off, and you die.

Tonya - Ms. Patty!, why is this funeral a closed casket, and not an open casket
Patty - Tonya, I thought we already told you, Simon had death tears and, they couldn't repair his face.

by Nickell_Pickell May 18, 2016

rockstar's death

When you drink too much and black out and throw up while you're laying on your back and choke on your puke and die.

YOU: My friend died the rockstar's death this weekend.
PERSON: How honorable.

by 6969bootyeater6969 May 29, 2018

death

the end of life.
what gives meaning to life. (because you only have one life before you die.)

I experienced death on that haunted house.

by piscisgirl November 12, 2017

Social Death Penalty

A much more elegant way of saying "getting cancelled", in the context of Cancel Culture specifically.

A notable figure: *says or does something against the accepted norm*

The Internet: We sentence this cretin to the Social Death Penalty.

by MDLuffy1234 April 13, 2023