Sam

Sam or Samuel. His true friends know him as Sambal. He has a great love for the sea, is a trustworthy friend and hopeless romantic. A Sam is very adventurous but can often get himself in trouble. His drink of choice is a white russian. It is essential that the Sambal be equiped with it at all times. He will help anyone in need and is a generous and kind person. A very excitable man who enjoys being admired and loved, which comes easily with his character. Women beware, he will sail your waters with ease.

Men, Beware the story of the Sambal.

by 1RiskyBiscuit November 21, 2021

Sam

A young guy with boomer attitude. Sam likes to pretend he likes cats and loves to drink vodka with friends.

Yo how’s your weekend bruh?
Nothing much, just Netflix.
Ayo stop being a “Sam” boomer

by ThristyIwaNrDeRmela November 29, 2021

Sam Kaminsky

Sam Kaminsky is a girl that thinks she has big tits... when really they the size of a half skittle.

Person 1: “Yo Sam Kaminsky over there thinks she’s huugggeee.”
Person 2: “But ur tits are only the half a size of a skittle.”

by Skittle_titties May 27, 2019

Sam

An idiot who I could totally beat in fortnite.

Stop being such a sam!!!

by Josh772 January 1, 2018

Sam

Big nigga with fat dick but can pull a fucking tower

Nigga bitch sam is a nigga

by Bigpussysniffer March 14, 2024

Sam Dalton

cunt

Sam Dalton, your 2 foot!

by commanderwillyhead October 14, 2019

Sam

Hey thanks Sam for the definition

Sam: Thanks
Sam: No problem

by Sam1127 November 21, 2021