a parking ticket

a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP (White Anglo Saxon Protestant) neighborhood comes home from church to find the words "alieni ite domum" (latin phrase meaning strangers go home/strangers are not welcome" scratched into their front door. the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket. I guess we'll just have to repair the damage, maybe even repaint the door.

by Sexydimma May 25, 2012

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a parking ticket

an unpleasant surprise

a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP (White Anglo Saxon Protestant) neighborhood comes home from church to find the words "alieni ite domum" (latin phrase meaning strangers go home/strangers are not welcome" scratched into their front door.

the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket. I guess we'll just have to repair the damage, maybe even repaint the door.

by Sexydimma January 18, 2013

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Reverse bean tickle

Whilst bending away from you, A young lass/older delicious Cougar or milf (Either way..) rubs the little man in the boat. Aggressively.

Kel dawg is providing the boys with a reverse bean tickle. Aggressively.

by Gbanger September 7, 2013

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french parking ticket

1) when you're making out with someone and they keep their mouth to closed to slip your tongue in.
2) when you go to slip your tongue in while making out and your partner bites or just closes their mouth to keep you out.

I was making out with Sabrina when all of a sudden she gave me a french parking ticket!

by MattsRight August 19, 2013

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