by Gluck Gluck twisty twisty October 25, 2023
Get the Mr Sammug. by Poopshitfart August 2, 2020
Get the Sammug. a person that drinks beer constantly and gets 'depressed' all the time. They also cheat on every person they've been with and still play the victim. Has gay relations with bloom and gets pissed when someone makes an actual funny joke and no one laughs at theirs. Drives a forklift also and has like 50 DUIs
by unter_ November 16, 2022
Get the sammug. sam is a nice and kind person, she is also very caring. pretty poplulair with the guys and very poplulair.
by poptatolover March 18, 2022
Get the sammug. A paid-up member of a “big box” warehouse who solicits his bargain-shopping privileges to other folks who have less-affluent lifestyles, and who therefore would wish to also purchase ordinary grocery/household items at bulk-package prices, but who either cannot comfortably afford the outrageously-steep membership-fees that the bulk-package warehouses charge, or who do not buy enough yearly volume to justify paying the fees. The problem, of course, is that the opportunistic member engages in "chiseling": he does not merely ask to be reimbursed just for his actual expenses in procuring the items for these lower-income folks --- i.e., the total amount of the purchased items plus the cost of any additional gas that he’d consume in the course of obtaining/delivering the purchases --- but also charges a hefty “shopper’s fee” for his “services”… yes, it would be an amount that’s still somewhat less than the total savings compared to what the items would have cost in a “regular” store, but still considerably more than the frugal-by-necessity folks for whom he’s shopping would have wanted to spend to obtain their items in the first place.
Members-only warehouses should quit charging such exorbitant fees to their paying customers --- it creates a fertile breeding-ground for Sam's Club chiselers.
by QuacksO July 24, 2018
Get the Sam's Club chiselermug. by Duncan doo doo2005 September 6, 2020
Get the Sammug. A Sam is something you find riding a unicycle while reading a dictionary. He is smart, but is missing a link in his brain. He is fun, and loved by everyone. But beware when he gets his unicycle out.
Girl: I saw Sam hanging upside down on a tree branch while reciting the Illiad.
Guy: Well I saw him going his math homework while watching the Barbie movies!
Guy: Well I saw him going his math homework while watching the Barbie movies!
by Account1 November 10, 2017
Get the Sammug.