the fucking best guy in the fucking world. He chefs up dickheads daily he is way better than that cunt felix and legit is the best fucking guy.
by thatoneroadman November 26, 2020

Sabrina Sam is the shortest person I met in span of time EVER we became close for only 3 days then we never ever met :// idk her surname but she's really pretty and very NOSY AND SHES LOUD AFFF that's why I can't forget herrrrrr. Her dream is to become a fashion designer? And she's so CONYOOOOOOO mapapa nosebleed ka talaga HAHAHA If you're seeing this Sam then ily please be happy always <3 :)) Ur one of the most memorable childhood strangers I met.
by _ByAnon890 October 19, 2021

Sam is a simp no cap. Everyone hates him and he’s a neek, hating on nittys because he’s jealous that they live a better life on drugs than he will ever have. He also can’t pull for shit.
Did u see Sam try pull today, that girl was way out of his league. He also chatted shit about me for doing ket. Fuck him.
by KetIsLoveKetIsLife March 31, 2020

Massive fuck boy who’s drowns in the putang. Must have at least 10 girls on the go at one time to be considered this sex god. May also be a gay best friend
by Oooooooooooooooooooooof June 1, 2018

by Harvlife February 12, 2021
