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Doing A Law

The art of terrorising the local area with you family. You cant be doing a law on your own, only with your mum and dad.
This only applies to only children because your family are the only friends you will have.

You can also do a law if you are called dean or if your farther is called Dean.
Callum: Hello mum, doing a law is fun isnt it, coming out to do one?
Mum: Sure son! Let me go get your dad, Dean.
by CallumLaw April 19, 2018
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Tall Law

Tall Law states that anyone under 5’4 is automatically short and that anyone who is not as tall as you is also considered short. You can be 5’5 but when someone who is 5’10 calls you short you cannot argue with it. If you’re 5’3 and you call somebody who is 5’ short then you are both still short because you are under 5’4.

If you’re shorter than somebody on National Throw Short People Day (October 24th) you do not get to tell people taller than you that they cannot throw you. You would be breaking the Tall Law.
“Ayo she said she can’t be thrown on National Throw Short People Day. She’s not under 5’4 but she’s not as tall as me so that’s breaking Tall Law!”
by YokoOhNo October 6, 2020
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Van Mourik's Law

Van Mourik's Law states that "for every cup of coffee consumed, your learning rate will improve proportionally".
Gotta drink some more coffee. Van Mourik's law and all that...
by PutKevinBack September 18, 2019
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co-great-great-grandaunt-in-law

Spouse's great-great-grandpibling's wife.
My co-great-great-grandaunt-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
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cousin-pibling-in-law

1. The spouse of one's grandparent's sibling's child.
2. The child of one's grandparent-in-law's sibling.
My cousin-pibling-in-law is a good person.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019
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co-great-grandniece-in-law

Spouse's great-grandnephew's wife.
My co-great-grandniece-in-law is a good person.
by JAMP12 September 21, 2021
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great-great-grandchild-in-law

Great-great-grandchild's spouse.
My great-great-grandchild-in-law is a good person.
by Gerald128 April 7, 2021
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