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blue lipped

The act of drinking so much red wine that your lips acquire a dark purplish crust and your teeth turn a shade of blue.
Michael, that beaulojais was fantastic but it left me all blue lipped!
by MelCo December 18, 2007
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Blue Chair

When someones gouch rips from too much anal
"Damn that guy just got blue chaired"
by bluechair123 November 6, 2011
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Blue balls

The term men use when women don't put out and they use the term to get their dick wet out of guilt.
"Babe I have blue balls, pls just suck it or something."
by ilovecatsmeow19 March 17, 2017
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Blue lock

Worst piece of fiction known to man kind, I would rather live in hell for 80 years than read/watch 80 seconds of this garbage.
Person 1: Have you read the new chapter?
A person with a brain, correct amount of chromosomes and doesn't have health problems: No, Blue lock is bad. GET A LIFE!!!
by Not Jonas May 15, 2023
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Blue Springs

Home of American Idol, David Cook, one of the best music artists ever!
Person 1: I'm going to Blue Springs.
Person 2: Dude, that's where David Cook lives!
by notwhoiseem June 27, 2009
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Blue crush

Short definition: When a man is attracted to another man.

To explain:

There are many layers to this complex metaphor. Please read the following descriptions very carefully, otherwise the full meaning of the saying cannot be appreciated.

Blue represents boy. It is the color most often associated with clothing and toys for young males. Blue should not be confused with pink. At this point it should be completely clear that Blue is synonymous with male.

Crush refers to a feeling of attraction or infatuation. This should not be misunderstood as the feeling of excitement on Christmas morning or the love of a sports team. In this context Crush is amorous in every sense of the word and it only serves to describe romantic relationships between humans.

Now that we understand both Blue and Crush separately, we can attempt to combine the 2 words.

Blue + Crush = Blue Crush

If you're still with me we have effectively created an entirely new meaning that was not possible with either word on its own. Since we know that Blue means male and Crush means romantic attraction, then we come to the following conclusion:

A Blue Crush is when a male is attracted to another male.

What does this have to do with the 2002 film Blue Crush starring Kate Bosworth? Absolutely nothing. In fact, men were attracted to women in that movie (in theory).
I heard Dave is Mike's blue crush, but really it's Peter.
by Professor DB September 1, 2009
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blue footballs

(n) - When your football team brings you so close to victory, but fucks it up at the last minute.
"Oh man, I have blue footballs - the Vikings were playing so well, but they just lost it against the Saints."
by vikesfan January 25, 2010
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