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Poston Junior High 

If you thought tanacon was a shitshow then you obviously haven’t been to Poston Junior High. This school has drugs underage drinking AND mormons. The students here have a great faculty! This includes: that shark bitch ms. Hoe-ard, Gay ass motherfucker mr. raper, and fuckin mr. clean. More bithces have gotten pregnant here than in your uncles pre owned acura legend.
Tim: I went to Kino today that shit was fucked up
Moby: have you been to poston junior high
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mile high shit 

Taking a shit in a cramped airplane bathroom while in flight. A pun on "mile high club".
Took a mile high shit during the plane ride home. Stunk up the cabin real bad. I should have taken a pre-flight shit at the airport!
mile high shit by LonePooper February 3, 2018

Moral High Horse 

A massive twat. A pretentious prick who takes it upon themselves to interject their own moral principles into a situation even when it clearly doesn’t concern them. Once they have inserted their bullshit they ride their moral high horse off into the sunset.
Oh shit there goes Alex on his Moral High Horse riding into the sunset

Mt. Spokane High School 

A high school that's 95% white kids, except those few foreign exchange students. Known for there landscaped lawns, fully loaded SUV's, and smartphones.
Mt. Spokane high school student: Hey an I borrow your phone to look up Red Lobster's number?
Other Mt. Spokane student: sure! I could give you a ride, I get the Esclade tonight.

How High 

Is a hit song about cannabis smoking by rappers Method Man & Redman which was released on August 15th 1995. It is the first Method Man and Redman collaboration and is considered the foundation of their popularity as a duo. It was originally featured on the soundtrack to hip hop movie, The Show, but has since been featured in The Hip Hop Box, Def Jam's Greatest Hits and other compilations. A 'How High Part 2' single was also released in 2001 and placed on the soundtrack to their movie also called 'How High'. The single has been certified 'Gold'. This is definately one of the greatest songs in hip hop history.

- youtube.com/watch?v=jE7O79eELb4 -
Redman:
Look up in the sky, it's a bird, it's a plane
It's the funk doctor spock smokin buddha on a train
HOW HIGH? So high that I can kiss the sky
HOW SICK? So sick that you can suck my dick
Method Man:
Look up in the sky it's a bird it's a plane
Recognize Johnny Blaze ain't a damn thing changed
HOW HIGH? So High that I can kiss the sky
HOW SICK? So Sick that you can suck my dick
How High by Spice Method July 13, 2010

Airport High School 

Airport High School is located in West Columbia South Carolina. It’s notorious for having more principals in its lifetime than students. It’s also known for being a school where more teachers and staff members have affairs with students than teachers in healthy relationships. Good luck finding a vending machine in the entire school that doesn’t just take your money. The school is home to many trailer park yee yees. These are the kids who wear the offbrand camo jackets that smell like old cigarettes. If you want to fit in in this school, just take any piece of clothing you have and shlapp a vineyard vine logo on it. Not to mention the row of squatted shitboxes that are always outside (none with a parking pass). Make sure you bring your juul everyday so you can fit in with all the other fiending crackheads on campus. The only thing worse than their athletic program is the education itself. It’s said that every morning you walk in, if you look down the 400 hall there is always at least 3 dead roaches. Let’s not even get started about the “Pit” kids. Those are the kids who walk around with their Walmart speakers blaring lil peep and wearing dog collars. They can always be found at lunch near the building where the fire occurred. It’s once said that the school is haunted by George I. Pair, but I think that’s just the lost souls of the students who continue to go there day after day to deal with the same shit. Welcome to Aiport High School.
Airport High School is complete and utter trash.

Twin Valley High School 

A school in bumblefuck Pennsylvania, where if you're not a redneck, then you're probably a wangster. The students spend their time ballin it up at the Mo-town courts or chillin at the Walmart down the street.
Why does that kid think he can rap?

Because he's from Twin Valley High School.