cucumber dick

A dick so fat in girth and long.

That asian guy has a pencil dick, while this black guy has a cucumber dick!

by hairywhale December 24, 2013

Athlete's Dick

To masturbate in a dirty sock, when there are no clean alternatives

Dave 'Dude, i think i got tinea on my balls'

Louis 'On your balls???'

Dave 'Athlete's dick'

Louis 'Ah...Gotta roll with the clean socks bro'

by 24KGOLDSLUMCOMPUTERWIZARD April 19, 2009

xanax dick

When you take so many benzos that you cant get it up

"Yo, I tried to hook up with Sally last night but I got the xanax dick and she bailed"

by SenorKnowledge November 3, 2013

Dick booger

Dried up seman that forms on the penile area

This dick booger won't come off my penile area, I might have to take a shower

by Corey sinopoli March 9, 2009

a dick move

A stupid action by someone. An ill advised decision which later had negative consequences

He made a dick move when he started questioning the police officers parentage

by Desperate Dan December 26, 2015

outside dick

dick other than ur mans dick.

Cheryl fell in love wit the outside dick, n left her man.

by Heather n Chelsea June 7, 2004

Dick Bag

An insult or name used to describe one who behaves like a douche bag, asshole, or jerk.

1. That guy just tripped me! What a dick bag!

2. Kyle Rudolph

by Greg June 23, 2004