free blowjob

Trick question, no such thing.

"Can I get Friday off"? Can i get a free blowjob"?

by F0ckRite May 31, 2018

Salty Blowhole

Getting blowjob from an old lady with a stoma. After she swallows she covers her mouth and nose and blows the cum out from the hole in her neck.

Last night Todd got a blowie from the stoma lady. She gave him a salty blowhole. He ended up with jizz in his eye.

by Agent Q1Z July 27, 2018

Quick Blowy

When a girl is going down on you then decides you’re not ready for her aweful dick sucking ablitities so she just blows air on your dick.

Dude:did you hear! I got a quick blowy from Rebecca last night, damn that air gave me blue balls

by John Cheese Meluch July 20, 2019

Jennifer Blowpez

Referring to Jennifer Lopez in a negative way because of the amount of or certain artistic output (movies, music, etc.) that simply flat out blows monkey schnuts. Also, can refer to how a film starring Jennifer Lopez or one of her songs makes you wanna blow your fucking brains out.

Hey, bro, did you see that heinous Jennifer Blowpez movie "The Boy Next Door"? It was so horrific that it made me retch violently and I wanted to shoot myself for watching it.

by MassiveMeat March 26, 2020

spidomengeetus of the blowhole

Ones excuse to not come into work due to being lethargic.

I will not be coming in today due to my severe case of spidomengeetus of the blowhole.

by Dr. Excuse December 13, 2013

Fudge bunny blowout

When the shit hits the fan

Boss is having a fudge bunny blowout again

by Bopsybipsy January 14, 2020

Icelandic leaf blower

the act of cumming in ones own mouth and power blowing it into the another ones vagina

she was bored so i gave her the Icelandic leaf blower, and that spiced things up.

by humbebe April 14, 2021