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jalapeno blowjob
When a person, typically a female, prepares salsa containing jalapeno peppers subsequently performs felacio using their hand and the oil gets onto the penis. Thereby inducing a burning sensation on both the penis and the mouth of the blow-job giver.
My wife made a great salsa, but i got a jalapeno blowjob later that night and had to take a shower to make the burn stop.
jalapeno blowjob by Drewski Laflair June 15, 2017
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free blowjob by F0ckRite May 31, 2018
Salty Blowhole
Getting blowjob from an old lady with a stoma. After she swallows she covers her mouth and nose and blows the cum out from the hole in her neck.
Last night Todd got a blowie from the stoma lady. She gave him a salty blowhole. He ended up with jizz in his eye.
Salty Blowhole by Agent Q1Z July 27, 2018
Quick Blowy
When a girl is going down on you then decides you’re not ready for her aweful dick sucking ablitities so she just blows air on your dick.
Quick Blowy by John Cheese Meluch July 20, 2019
Jennifer Blowpez
Referring to Jennifer Lopez in a negative way because of the amount of or certain artistic output (movies, music, etc.) that simply flat out blows monkey schnuts. Also, can refer to how a film starring Jennifer Lopez or one of her songs makes you wanna blow your fucking brains out.
Hey, bro, did you see that heinous Jennifer Blowpez movie "The Boy Next Door"? It was so horrific that it made me retch violently and I wanted to shoot myself for watching it.
Jennifer Blowpez by MassiveMeat March 26, 2020
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spidomengeetus of the blowhole by Dr. Excuse December 13, 2013