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Northern Michigan Bear Rug

A Northern Michigan Bear Rug typically takes place on a "Guys only" fishing, hunting, or camping trip in Northern Michigan; it may occur in front of a fireplace in a cabin or Al-fresco next to a bonfire in the great outdoors. It consists of no less than 5 men (see Bears) who've not showered in multiple days all participating in a sweaty, steamy, sexy, and odiferous orgy while piled high upon each other to conserve warmth and avoid fluid losses.
-Hey bro, are you going camping with all the guys next week?

-Oh for sure fam, I wouldn't miss a chance to enjoy another Northern Michigan Bear Rug, the last one was amazing bro!
by T_Sizzl3 December 8, 2020
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Econ Prazed Noah Bear

One of the best YouTubers in the world. Started in January 2017, and makes a lot of videos. Such as YTPs, edits, Stella And Sam stuff, Microsoft Agent videos, One True Pair, etc.
Dude 1: Hey have you seen Econ Prazed Noah Bear's newest video.

Dude 2: Yeah, it was so dope.

Dude 1: Damn right.
by EconPrazedNoahBear October 2, 2021
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Chocolate Covered Gummie Bears

The best damn candy ever. The only problem is nobody sells them :( got to go all the freaking way to Beatty for them. Everyone bags on them for some reason ... I personly would DIE without them.
Dude! I got to get to Beatty to get some more Chocolate Covered Gummie Bears.
by The Jokers Mistress January 16, 2009
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Street legal bear cub

A nickname for a Rottweiler dog because of there size, color and gate.
hot girl: aaaawww you dog is so cute !
mike: that's not a dog that's a street legal bear cub, right enzo ?
enzo: ruff !
hot girl: hahaha he's cute... want to fuck ?
mike: well yes i do
by fat scum March 12, 2008
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I see bears on the road

A dutch saying that suggests you focus on the obstacles instead of the possibilities at hand.
I am expecting lots of trouble in our approach, I see bears on the road.
by L0WE August 15, 2016
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gummy bear snack pack

when your balls get all sweaty, and it feels like you've got a gummy bear snack pack in your pants.
wow. I've got a gummy bear snack pack in my britches.
by rod fitzwell August 21, 2003
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Hurts like a mother bear!

It hurts like a mother bear has slashed your face off with her giant claws.
I just dropped something on my toe, and it hurts like a mother bear!
by MamaBeckman May 28, 2011
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