hoe top

a hoe top is a hoe's signature shirt that they wear when they want to feel confident

I really wanna get with Will tonight, I'm gonna wear my hoe top.

by positiveinswag December 15, 2020

Skibidi top

when she gives you that gnarly top on the toilet

Shawty gave me skibidi top and I blew.

by Christopherdix February 26, 2024

Vienna Top-off

When you're jacking off and you can't finish so you call in a homie to finish you off.

Yesterday I was jacking off in my room, and I couldn't finish until I had John give me a Vienna Top-off

by DavQ November 9, 2021

french top hat

French top hat is when a french tumbler is made incorrectly or unsatisfactorily and if poured back over the makers head.

He was being such a dick about making me the drink, I gave him a French top hat to cool him off.

by End_owled December 4, 2017

Boner on top

A sex position where the male sits on top of the woman while she's lying down, faces away from the woman, and bounces up and down on nothing (while he has a boner)

Bro I totally did boner on top with your mom last night

by Harvey bonerstein July 20, 2021

Total Top

A gay man with internalized homophobia who wants to have gay sex without feeling gay, so he acts as the top during anal sex and does not care about the satisfaction of his parter at all.

“Hey we should 69”

“No way im a total top, your just a hole i can use”

by Rex Rraptor May 11, 2025

Top toast

top toast is a higher rank than top ghost smokingwise- the only person who is top toast goes by fetty or gotti, any other answer would be incorrect.

yooooo gotti is really top toast

by Gottski October 18, 2022