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wet noodle slap

When a guy wraps noodles around his dick, puts a condom on and fucks the woman till he comes. He then removes the condom, slaps her with the wet noodles and then feeds them to her.
She felt like a snack, so he gave her a wet noodle slap
by Naminggame January 20, 2014
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Mississippi Mud Slap

When the male partner has diareha and shits in the female partners mouth. The the female opens her mouth and the male dips his nut sack in her mouth. Then slaps the female in the face with it. Leaving a mud like substance on her face. (Mississippi Mud Slap)
I wasnt feeling too good so i gave her a Mississippi Mud Slap.
by Trey1234 June 22, 2011
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Dominican Squirt Slap

When a man is about to ejaculate he slaps the girl across the face with his penis at the same time he jizzes. Usaully only people good at baseball will suceed.
"I Dominican Squirt Slapped Jessica so hard last night" ~Roberto
"I cant im black and dont play baseball" ~Lafondais
by JoeDidlly November 2, 2011
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Saudi Slap

Basically a fail, but only happens when someone fails in such an obvious way, you slap their hand. Hard.
Dude 1: Oops.
Dude 2: What?
Dude 1: I spelled the word "Person" wrong!
Dude 2: SAUDI SLAPS!!! :D
*Slaps hand hard*
by aron13524 June 9, 2011
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Demon Slap

Similar to a bitch slap, but the power of the slap is so strong that it knocks the woman off her feet and lands tits first onto the ground.
That bitch pissed me the fuck off, i'm gonna demon slap her.
by WhyBee May 7, 2008
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cat slapped

A comical event when your friend gets slapped by an adorable baby animal.
Yo, that person over there just got cat slapped.
by Madswagerz January 27, 2017
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slap a hodgson

an exclamation uttered in frustration; used instead of slap a bitch
your mother: you cant go party tonight. you have too much AP US History homework.
you: WHAT!? SLAP A HODGSON!
by K Hodge March 7, 2008
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