pedophile pie

Living in between two sex offenders; an area where no children are safe

Now that our new neighbors moved in, we're in a pedophile pie!

pedophile pie by Harry Potter 23 November 11, 2017

air pie 

Today it usually means something like being ignored. During the Great Depression, the phrase was "eating air custard and wind pie"; that is, nothing to eat; going hungry.

Last night's dinner was wind custard and air pie.

air pie by paxnagape November 17, 2017

Real Pie 

A pastry with tin pie pan underneath

I almost choked eating the metal under my real pie

Real Pie by NLG101 November 24, 2017

Leftover Pie

When your girl is riding you and you cum inside of her and she cums at the same time. You then stay in that position for 5 minutes until you are limp. Then and only then do you pull out and let the juices seep over your coffee table and into your anal cavity. Realizing you have nothing to wipe it with, you wait 30 minutes to reach home, also realizing that your means of transportation is the same means that you have had intercourse inside. When you arrive at your destination, go straight into the bathroom and take off your boxers, hold it up to the light, and you will notice a wet line from the tip of the iceberg to the end of your tail; Leftover Pie.

Man, I had to wait a whole 30 minutes to smell my leftover pie.

Leftover Pie by jemsaif November 28, 2017

Bulumbish pie 

A type of pie that is made with all natural ingredients. Usually made in Bulumbia, shrewsbury or The Amazon. Fruity or chocolate, your choice. It’s up to you what your pie is made of.

“Hey Arushi want to get some bulumbish pie”
“Of course!”

Bulumbish pie by Purplepinkbanana January 2, 2018

Pichael Pie 

The state of a vagina after a woman participates in necrophilia with a dead male's tallywacker

Ted: Hey did you hear that I have a date with Susan this weekend
Keith: Bro, don't do it. I heard that she has a gnarly Pichael Pie after attending Jeremy's funeral yesterday.

Pichael Pie by Futurexxxstepdad January 7, 2018

Cutie pie 

Usually a dogs name but can also be a person who you admire or love.

Hey cutie pie how was your day.

Cutie pie fetch

Cutie pie by Hello im animal lover 62672828 January 20, 2018