Broken Matt Hardy

Matt Hardy's personality after Jeff Hardy put him in the hospital. Speaks with an English accent, refers to people by their middle names, has premonitions, and deletes people from existence. Broken Matt also likes to bite TNA fans and has turned his brother Jeff into an Obsolete Mule, now known as Brother Nero. Broken Matt also has a gardener named Senor Benjamin who specializes in preparing the battlefield for massacre, a drone named Vangaurd 1 who commands Matt's fleet of assault drones and a Dilapidated Boat named Skasguard who saved Matt's life from a Brother Nero attack.

Broken Matt Hardy, you are really weirding me out right now.

by XMC7991 August 26, 2016

You make my software into hardware

A nerdy pick up line that tells someone they are sexually aroused upon seeing them. It's a nerdy boner. Normally used when a nerd sees an incredibly hot slut (Because all nerds go for sluts)

Your penis becoming from a device that is within the interior of the computer, to a device that can be inserted into any computer. They are not however, immune to virus (atleast not until the idick comes out.)

Incredibly hot slutty bitch: "My computer isn't working"
Nerd: "Why?"

Incredibly hot slutty bitch: "It says I need to insert some hardware into my mainframe in order to update the software on this computer."
Nerd: "Well I can help you with that"
Incredibly hot slutty bitch: "You have the right hardware?"
Nerd: "You make my software into hardware"
Incredibly hot slutty bitch: "Like, WHAT???"

by BationMaster June 21, 2012

emotive hardcore

Emotive hardcore is what emo really stands for. It is a genre of music that most people do not know about. It is the TRUE emo. There are NO mainstream emo bands. Some examples of emo (emotive hardcore) bands are:
-Rites of Spring
-Moss Icon
-I Hate Myself
-I Would Set Myself on Fire for You

Emo and Screamo are two genres that most people don't know anything about.
Visit: therealemo.tk or youdontknowemo.tk for more

Btw, to find out about REAL screamo, search for "Skramz"

Guy 1: Did you see I Would Set Myself on Fire For You last night?
Guy 2: Zomgz yes! They are a perfect example of emotive hardcore!

by xxpainfulreliefxx April 6, 2008

hardstyle

Hardstyle is a genre of EDM characterized by heavy bass and high BPM counts, typically in the range of 150. It lacks the fluidity of trance, which is the main characteristic that distinguishes it from hard trance. It sounds much like hardcore albeit at (relatively speaking) slower BPM counts.

Hardstyle is currently the music of choice in many European countries, especially Holland. Parties/raves that play hardstyle music include Qlimax, Q-Base (Q-Dance), and Sensation Black (ID&T).

Hardstyle DJs include Luna, Dana, Issac, Walt, Zany, Pavo, etc.
Example: Southstylers - E-Town

A: What's the name of the "I'll be your bitch" track that I just heard?
B: It's DJ Isaac - Backstage. Absolutely rockin hardstyle tune.

by null October 23, 2004

Ed Hardly

Ed Hardy style clothing at discounted prices, usually found at discount stores such as Wal-mart or K-mart.

You can tell that guy is not from New Jersey because he is wearing an Ed Hardly shirt.

by mediocremaiden November 1, 2010

Warren G. Hardon

Trying to hide a boner, but failing and getting laughed at.

Steve; Look at Billy, he's got a Warren G. Hardon

Everyone laughs at Billy, who has a massive Warren G. Hardon

by White Van with screaming in it May 19, 2016

casual hardass

When you are out having a good time with your friends at the bar, and one of you says something slightly offensive to a bartender. This part time hero comes to the rescue defending her with terms like "hey watch it bro" or "why don't you pick on someone your own size".
characteristics may include:
popped collar
cargo/camo shorts
case of natty ice
dvd of american pie
new jersey accent
silver chains
hair with product

yea we were all out trying to have a good time when Tony hit on the waitress, and some casual hardass tried to start a fight

by Crystal Jiovanna December 8, 2007