The act of two females bumping their coochies so hard that their pelvic bones start to crack and crunch.
I went to the hospital to visit Edna and Dorothy on Saturday. They got too drunk on Friday night and got caught up in a bump ‘n crunch.
by Platypussies October 27, 2017
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Get the Cinnamon Toast Crunch mug.To horrifically break ones leg. To the point it looked like flakes of honeycomb, similar to a crushed Crunchie chocolate bar.
by LZ-Bix December 9, 2018
Get the jumped on a crunchie mug.When you tongue a girl's unclean butthole (because she didn't wipe), and you land up pushing your tongue too far down her cornhole that you catch last night's dinner on your tastebuds. But you're too far gone to pull out your tongue, so you keep throating her hole while you swirl a mix of saliva and nuts between her sphincter and your mouth.
I tongue-puncher her butthole so hard that I mixed up a KFC NUTTY CRUNCH - at least I got to eat for free that night.
by DJ CHAD January 18, 2019
Get the KFC Nutty Crunch mug.A gender neutral activity done by partners. The act is playing with the persons mouth (specifically scratching the roof of the mouth with exactly two fingers)
by Captain Wally March 16, 2019
Get the Cap'n Crunch mug.The act of taking a pair of pliers to rip off a woman’s clitoris, then blowing a large cloud of meth smoke in her asshole while shooting her family
Went to the bank today and the woman in line was being a bitch, so i gave her the california clit cruncher and she shut up really quickly
by BigCocobutterD May 1, 2019
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