The Donald Trump

When a man ejaculates on a woman's face, then proceeds to throw a handful of diamonds at her, allowing her to keep only those that stick. Made famous by Donald's ex-wife Marla Maples in her autobiography "I did it for the Diamonds".

Guy 1: "What did you get your wife for your 20th anniversary?"
Guy 2: "I skipped the necklace and gave her the Donald"

The Donald Trump: "Get over here Marla, i just got back from the jeweler's, lets see how much you're worth!"

by Scottsdale Special March 2, 2011

Trump Hotel

Concentration camps set up by the US Govt for children snatched from parents seeking asylum in the country

It's terrible what's happening in all those new Trump Hotels.

You know, those places where they warehouse and abuse children.

by ryche June 21, 2018

Donald Trump

A comedian. Not a future president

"Donald Trump could replace George Lopez in the future!!

by latrelljennings August 10, 2016

trump

hate

the Americans think its okay to trump the people or colour because they are different

by amusicalman January 16, 2017

Donald Trump

Best president in the history of the US and knows everything.

Donald Trump is sent by god!

by penis baby 👶 🍼 has November 15, 2020

Donald Trump

Donald Trump is a dude with tiny hands and orange skin. It also translates to "get that wrinkly penis off of me"

Hey what's that guys name who looks like a cheeto with hair "oh Donald Trump "

by I am jossica August 17, 2017

Trumped

When a toupee gets blown in an awkard direction.

Damn, that Nigga trumped!

by 20blitz00 May 30, 2016