Jenny: you know what I fancy, receiving a serious schlong tom bomb.
John: I can help you there 2 secs, lemme just whip it out.
John: I can help you there 2 secs, lemme just whip it out.
by Schlongonthat July 14, 2016
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Get the not you, Tom mug.He's TALL TOUGH AND ALSO CALLED TOM Btw he's so strong and brave. He also has all the girls after him. His PP is also around 12''
by Tall Tough Tom February 26, 2022
Get the Tall Tough Tom mug.Slutty man. Can be used to describe slutty women who don't behave like most "ladies" hence the word: Tomboy. Tomcats are horny men on the prowl. Derived from Thomas. May have some correlation with "Doubting Thomas" in the Bible.
Tammy Tomato is a tomboy that's always being chased by all the horny tomcats. You didn't think she was just friends with all those guys did you?
by DoubleTurdBurger May 7, 2015
Get the Tom mug.An absolute sex bomb that is perfect in every way imaginable. Also the tiniest smol bean to ever walk this planet. Still cute tho. Lives with a Pitt bull that goes by the name Tessa who is the single most precious thing ever. Likes quacksons. Dances to “Umbrealla” by Rihanna in the shower while wearing a wig.
Also he’s Spider-Man “so shut your face”
Also he’s Spider-Man “so shut your face”
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B: Yeah. It's Dirty Money- one of my favourites.
B: Yeah. It's Dirty Money- one of my favourites.
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