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Tomming

When one poops in public places
Why is “Jane” in the bathroom for so long? They are tomming.
by Tming October 8, 2022
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TOM

Tom means trying to act cool before a date. When the moment is there to show up you just walk past the person while ignore him/her/them.
Friend: Hey, how was your date.
Me :the guy pulled a tom on me ... :(
Friend: aww what an asshole! He didn't even say hello when you approach him?
Me: No, he just walked away...
by TheHallwayman July 24, 2021
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Filthy Tom

When one’s body fluids lands upon one’s glasses, curls, and or beard
Boy she went crazy last night, had me walking out like a filthy Tom
by pppppoooiffdd June 28, 2024
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Peeping Tom

Is a male who downloads pictures of a females from their social media without their knowledge and using the photo to masturbate.

Girl: uploads new profile picture from church event

Guy: downloads picture of girl he doesn’t speak to onto his phone and self pleasures themselves without other person ever knowing
Richard was a peeping Tom while his girlfriend slept.
by Let the day begin July 18, 2021
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Tom Crawshaw

The Biggest giga chad ever imagenable who doesnt need a girlfriend cause he likes to work and earn money
by BallSackDan August 24, 2022
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Captain Tommed

Being fooled by a money grab disguised as a charitable cause. Usually by unscrupulous thieves in denial about their actions.
I donated to that charity the other day but it turns out my money went towards paying someone's daughter a salary for buying new shoes!

I was utterly Captain Tommed!
by Professor Robin Hood November 28, 2024
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Tom haluska

ahh, when you think you are a good teacher but your just fucking retarded
Tim the teacher: jason stop breathing
Jason: stop being a tom haluska
by willisthehy April 1, 2019
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