Dead man’s hand

When being blue balled by a girl, any man can utilize dead man’s hand. Wait for the girl to sleep and gently put her hand on your phallus whilst you fantasize about her jerking you off.

Chad: “So Brad, did you get lucky with Jessica last night?

Brad: “Nah dude, she blue balled me. I used the dead man’s hand though, so eventually she made me jizz.”

Chad: “Awesome”

by Anonymos Maximus July 12, 2021

Dead to me

The expression of such utter distaste for a person or object that it calls for the personal denial of its worldly existance. Can be used to express disintrest, hatred, or something/someone that has gone out of style.

Justin lost his balls and refused to dump Juliette, he’s dead to me

by Bapt.G December 20, 2021

Dead TXT

When a txting conversation reaches the point where all that is said is, "Ya" or "Cool".

Steve: "Hey dude let's go to the movies 2nite!"

Joe: "Ok that sounds great!"

Steve: "Ya"

Joe: "Wow, way to make this a dead txt"

by powerbob September 19, 2011

hes dead

A guy named vernon is dead. And he is a he so he's dead.

Person1: did you hear hes dead
Person2: dam really was it vernon
Vernon: yes it was fun

by Hes dead June 1, 2021

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

dead beat

A person in the child's life typically a older sibling or parent that does not do anything for the child.

The dead beat sister ran away to leave it on her younger brother to raise their youngest sister and brother after their parents died. Cus she didn't want to Have to spend anything on anyone but herself. She was so much of a burdens. Deadbeats man

by 459395 February 18, 2023

dead monke

a dead monke actually

i saw a dead monke the other day, did you?

by anonymous September 15, 2020