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Battling the brown juggernaut

To defecate. Usually done in a fashion in which one must brace (his/her)self during the waves of discomfort that come over them while defecating. Other symptoms include: contortion of the face, gritting of the teeth, perspiration, quiet grunting, and/or clenching of the fists (if not grabbing on to the nearest sturdy structure).

Also: Battle the brown juggernaut, Doing battle with the brown juggernaut
Person in stall 1: "Excuse me sir/miss, you seem to be struggling extensively over there... Do you need medical attention?"

Person in stall 2: (through gritted teeth, hands pressed against stall walls) "Grr... No...I'm just battling the brown juggernaut...uggghh... I might be here for a while, check on me in 10 minutes..."
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The Sloppy Joe 

When a man shits in a womans vagina and begins to eat the woman out.
I gave your sister the sloppy joe last night.
The Sloppy Joe by BombDroppin April 3, 2009
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The DeSean Jackson 

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Austin to the 30, the 20, the 10, down the end zone line.........still not in........(30 seconds later) touchdown!

Wow, Miles Austin just pulled The DeSean Jackson!
The DeSean Jackson by t-goz2107 December 23, 2010

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I can't believe that Zayne was giving himself The Georgia Jammer anally!

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Bernie Sanders got the full Jimmy Carter in the primaries.