by marti803 January 05, 2017
by big fat fucking balls December 19, 2021
When being blue balled by a girl, any man can utilize dead man’s hand. Wait for the girl to sleep and gently put her hand on your phallus whilst you fantasize about her jerking you off.
Chad: “So Brad, did you get lucky with Jessica last night?
Brad: “Nah dude, she blue balled me. I used the dead man’s hand though, so eventually she made me jizz.”
Chad: “Awesome”
Brad: “Nah dude, she blue balled me. I used the dead man’s hand though, so eventually she made me jizz.”
Chad: “Awesome”
by Anonymos Maximus July 12, 2021
A beautiful quote by Freddie Mercury. This quote is so powerful, it can bring a tear to a man’s eyes.
“What will I be doing in 20 years time? I’ll be dead, darling! Are you crazy?” - Freddie Mercury (1946-1991)
by bald freddie mercury February 11, 2023
Attempting to call someone who is deceased due to a momentary lapse of memory or a somewhat involuntary reaction.
Finding a website that mom would love, I thought about calling her, momentarily forgetting that she had passed. I realized that dead dialing can happen long after a loved one is gone.
by Pat Lanagan April 09, 2020
by Thelucky1ne November 10, 2022