Coriolanus Snow

slim shady going through his reputation era

"you hear about Coriolanus Snow?"
"yeah, never trust a man in his buzzcut era."

by fikeologyy December 17, 2023

Chinese Snorlax

1. A Pokémon from the Chinese-language version of Pokémon Leaf Green version.

2. A Chinese person that’s obese.

1. Person A: I just caught a Chinese Snorlax.
Person B: How did you catch a Chinese Snorlax?
Person A: I play the Chinese version of Pokémon Leaf Green version for the Gameboy Advance.

2. Person A: There’s this Chinese person that eats a lot and he also kept complaining it’s too far for him to walk to class. He’s also very big. He’s obese. He has to go to the Big & Tall section in JCPenney to buy his clothes.

Person B: Wow! Chinese Snorlax.

by Redfire52 December 18, 2023

Mexican Snow Dive

Jumping out of a hottub, rolling around in the snow, then back into hottub.

WEASEL JUST DID A MEXICAN SNOW DIVE, IN 40 BELOW WEATHER, CRAZY GUY.

by anonymous December 30, 2023

grabber snow

The snow will be a very wet snow, making it very difficult to shovel. Move only small amounts of snow with each pass of the shovel, and take frequent breaks. Grabber=you'll have a heart attack moving it and therefore, 'grab' at your chest

You better watch out, that snow is grabber snow. That'll kill a man.

by OpeImAMidwesternGal January 8, 2024

shoveling snow in a blizzard

Doing something that is useless

Dude turned in his homework on time but has a 20% in the class, he’s shoveling snow in a blizzard

by Languist January 9, 2024

Spiritual Snow Day

A day when the soul feels that institutions should be closed. Nature is calling for you to have a day off from work or school, but lacks the proper requisite precipitation to facilitate. May be used in both areas that expect snowfall or not, and is absolutely valid regardless of the season.

Franklin: "My family back home in Jersey just got 8 inches of snow, I'm taking a spiritual snow day."
Franklin's Boss: "I can respect that. See you in the AM."

or

Kelly: "I can't make it in today."
Jeff: "Why not?"
Kelly: "It's a spiritual snow day. They haven't plowed yet, and I can't make it in."
Jeff: "...We're in Flagstaff Arizona, what the heck are you talking about?"
Kelly: "Thanks for understanding, I'll see you tomorrow."

by Spookimaru January 16, 2024

Organic Snow cone

Cum into a tray of ice cube molds. Wait for these to freeze and mash them. Shape into a snow cone and enjoy the frozen treat. Or use as snowballs.

Man, my girl was begging for a organic snow cone yesterday.

by Hampterman February 5, 2024