Although many may say he is a gimmic and horrible rapper u cant deny he has skills. He may be one of the strongest people in wwe. He can pick up the Big Show and Mark Henry and Great Chali. Not to mention he has won a Championship title several times. And he is a major hottie. And although he may not be the best actor in a movie....he is an awesome actor in the ring. And some of you say he gets booed.....but all i ever hear is cheers. And he constantly gets ripped off, he's always getting injured and then looses his title or the chance to geta title. So why dont you all stop hating on him...last time i checked he was famous on the most watched sport in the world. No matter what you think of him, you can't deny he has skills and is an all around good guy....not to mention he's funny. (like the time he kept calling Lita a whore and slut...you gotta give him props, and yes i am a fan, but not because he's hot, but because he's a good wrestler and has respect for the company and fans, unlike Batista and Randy Orton)
Guy 1- hey did you watch John Cena kick ass last night?
Guy 2- i wouldnt say kicked ass, but hey he has skills
Guy 3- oh my gosh, you two actually like that no good rapping horrible actor who got into wwe by chance?
Girl 1- dont be a hater, you know you wish you were as attractive and famous like Cena....you're just jealous
Guy 3- what's your point?
PS*- even if u dont like him or people that like him, there should be at least one good definition of him....please publish. Even if u disagree with me you should still publish
Guy 2- i wouldnt say kicked ass, but hey he has skills
Guy 3- oh my gosh, you two actually like that no good rapping horrible actor who got into wwe by chance?
Girl 1- dont be a hater, you know you wish you were as attractive and famous like Cena....you're just jealous
Guy 3- what's your point?
PS*- even if u dont like him or people that like him, there should be at least one good definition of him....please publish. Even if u disagree with me you should still publish
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