Morale Monster

(Noun) A bipolar NCO who believes it's their primary purpose and responsibility to micro manage and diminish the morale of their soldiers.
One who puts their own agenda above the welfare of their soldiers.

"Damn, the Morale Monster is back to make us clean up someone else's mess for the sixth time this week."

by Anon999993 October 24, 2008

gash monger

meaning a prostiute

you slept with 6 mans your a "gash monger"

by matthew heather October 30, 2008

prude monster

a females that iz extremely prude.

Doc: Man Zoo dat chick a straight prude monster she aint even wanna kiss ion even think she ever kissed anybody and she 25yrs old.

by b-rag-g November 3, 2008

Spaz Monger

A person who does something stupid.

A: What is he doing?

B: Uh, Spaz monger.

by hellsyeah August 21, 2008

Forwarding Monster

It's a person who gets something on his/her email or text message then forwards it to a bunch of other people.

Person 1: Yeah so I went to this party last night and (beep beep) Oh hold on phones beeping. Oh I got a text, oh it's from
(Person 3) he's alwys forwarding me emails and text messages

Person 2: Yeah me too! What a Forwarding Monster!

by CaptainJefe March 3, 2010

Cookie Monster

A Crack Fiend ; referring to the character on Sesame Street who always needing his cookies.

A Cookie Monster / Fiend : A person who is hunched over , always scatchin their hands and elbows , usually have a low complexion , willing to do sexual acts or give food up for a hit of your crack

by Big_White_La_Flare November 18, 2009

bang monster

Name used for a guy who banged a good-looking girl, like lengend

Josh: Guess who scored with that chick Mel last night?

Marc: You're a bang monster!

by british babe November 26, 2009