Wet Jesus

The most popular ride at a Christian water park.

Holy water flows through the Wet Jesus ride, so you can get baptized while also having fun!

by WetWaterPark July 5, 2017

Jesus Christ

A real Superstar.

Jesus Christ Superstar

by Yentelman November 28, 2017

Jesus

Like gaben, but Fake.

John: Why are you always talking about gaben dude.
Me: What gaben..... Oh you mean Jesus.
John: You are sick dude.

By Miramón aka mijamon.

by Elmija December 2, 2017

Single Serve Jesus

A product for churches to distribute wafer and communion grape juice in packages similar to single serve crackers and cheese or Lunchables.

Ever since the communion when Mrs Crab downed half the wine in the chalice and back-washed the other half, our church has switched to Single Serve Jesus.

by Flhu May 9, 2018

Asian Jesus

He’s really nice and cool and pretty fun to hang out with, But sometimes he can get annoying but that’s part of his charm, but just because he’s “Asian Jesus” Doesn’t me he has to be Christian but sometimes he can be a little racist but not all the time.

Hey Asian Jesus what’s up!

by Some_One_0_0 April 9, 2018

St. Jesus Malverde

The patron saint of drug dealers.

'Dear St. Jesus Malverde, may my sneakers be tied tight and the pigs be fat and slow.

by ponderprotostar March 1, 2017

tastes like jesus

Used to describe when something was terrible. Can be used for awkward social interactions, bad-tasting food, an event that was a total let down, or when you have to give great customer service to a total asshole.

*you escape from an awkward social interaction where everyone was struggling and failing miserably to make conversation*
"Man, that tasted like Jesus."

*person eats something rotten*
"Ew! " *spits out food* "Dont eat that, that shit tastes like Jesus!"

by Someplace Dude August 21, 2016